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Olivia Mojica, from way back in season 2 of American Idol, may just soothe my spirits after Haley Scarnato was kicked off last night. It turns out she made a sex tape last month. It also turns out that tape may be the raunchiest sex tape ever shot. Here’s a hint. Girlfriend is a freeeeak. The trailer can be seen at Hardcoreidol.com.

The video, which Mojica made with her boyfriend a month ago in her New York City apartment, is set to hit shelves on May 3, courtesy of Vivid Entertainment, the adult entertainment company behind Kim Kardashian’s X-rated romp. Vivid is currently hosting the uncut trailer at hardcoreidol.com.

We’re told the tape is “very explicit” and features 40 minutes of “smoking hot sex.” One source who says he has seen the tape put it this way — “It’s the nastiest tape I’ve ever seen.” (source)

God. Damn.

You know when a dude in the PORN INDUSTRY gets freaked out by a sex tape, the shit is going to be any combination of:

1. Fucking
2. Awesome

I’m hard to impress so I hope this thing lives up to the hype or my wildebeast tape may just have to see the light of day. Here are some screen caps from Hard Core Idol. I’ll post more as they come available.

Downer update: IMAGES REMOVED BY REQUEST… AGAIN….

Tara Conner is hitting the publicity circuit, now that she’s out of rehab and soon to be replaced after the new 2007 Miss America is chosen this month. She recently sat down with Myrtle Beach native, Nancy O’Dell for an interview for Access Hollywood. Let’s listen in shall we?

“I feel one million times better,” she added.

Conner, who entered a Pennsylvania rehab facility on December 21, 2006, said she has just passed her 90 days of sobriety (94 days as of March 15, 2007) and said that she is sensing things that she never felt before.

“Yeah, I was completely numb. When I got my 90 day chip or coin I cried…I will cry when I am happy or I will get so excited…” Conner added that her next sobriety milestone she is aiming for is her “one year” and said that “is going to be great, God-willing, I will make it there.” (source)

I know this is probably inappropriate, but that sounds sad and dirty and it kinda turns me on. Everyone knows that chicks in rehab are easy… because they’re quitters. The reason I pointed out that Nancy O’Dell is from Myrtle Beach is to make a point about being a southern girl and making sure you keep your ass between the ditches. Nancy O’Dell rose through the ranks as a journalist on several respected southeastern news stations to become a poised, attractive television personality. Sure, she had her whore phase, (who doesn’t) but she had the decency to do that shit behind closed doors.

Tara Conner, on the other hand typifies the naiveté of the rebel choir girl gone bad who hits the big city only to find out that the world is a lot bigger and a lot more soul crushing than she could have imagined. Back home she was daddy’s little princess and the hot thang who landed the guy with the biggest lift kit on his 4X4 – to the envy of all the other country girls. But to big city(i.e the world outside), she was just another 20 year old with an appetite for destruction that was all too easily accommodated. My point? It’s better to burn out than fade away, bitches! I threw in one pic of Katie Rees just because I love you like that. Really.

UPDATE: Looks like I ruffled a few sexy tail feathers. Check out the comments.

Well I guess the party’s over kids. No more Antonella Barba to fill our water cooler sound bites. No more “are they real” or “why would her friend do that to her” or “how did you get her underwear dude?”. All done. Not to mention the traffic boost we all got from just tagging a story with her otherwise nondescript name. Remember, back in the day (3 weeks ago) when the story first broke and you were all excited and I posted those pictures of the fake Antonella-porn star up and all the other racy photos of the real Anotnella and we just laughed talked and held each other till dawn? Yeah. Good times. ANYWAY, before you start crying again, It looks like Antonella may have some options on the table.

Barba’s Idol exposure may not have earned her a record contract, but there’s no doubt her experience on the Fox show has resulted in a wealth of new opportunities.

On Wednesday, Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis extended a public invitation to the comely brunette to join his company, offering her $250,000 to host an upcoming video release from the franchise.(source)

There is also a rumor that she’ll accept a recent bid by Playboy to pose nude for them. Personally, I think she should go straight into porn. NOt regular porn. That really revolting shit that you say doesn’t turn you on, and you’d never be into it. And you even lie to yourself about it. Ew. gross. Not me dude. But somehow when you’re into your 25th vodka tonic you find yourself naked, lit by your monitor listening to that German guy yelling (pleading?), so you turn down the speakers and just watch. And cry. Then watch and cry some more. Then you take shower and cry again and put all your clothes in the wash at 3.47 am on a work night. And in the morning it’s all better because you’re hungover and you can’t really remember what happened. Maybe it was dream? Yeah it was dream. But then the cat ruins it because when did he become such a judgmental dick?

Explore the archives for all the nudeness of Antonella, pervs.

UPDATE: The sly, technosaavy savants over at Technorati.com picked up this post on their new appropriately titled “Buzz TV” today. Click to see it. Warning, it’s a video that features this very post so the universe may implode. But there’s nothing like a singularity on a Friday.

Here’s Joanna Krupa at Fever Nightclub in Atlanta Ga. There’s really no reason except I like eastern European chicks and she’s partying down south in Hotlanta where it’s warm and dirty. Just like my martinis. Today is dedicated zero talk about American Idol or Antonella Barba or whether or not those pics are her. Promise. Unless some new untagged images land in my inbox. For reals.

In other even sexier news, we’re looking for writers here at FB&C so if you’re sexy, southern and funny drop us a line on the tips page and tell us why. You don’t really have to be southern, but you do have to be sexy and I’m a very harsh critic so photographic eveidence is probably best. Unless you’re a dude. The pay is shit, but I’ll make ya famous. Figure out why these links are better than my site:

• Cameron D smokin’ a fatass J. (IDLYITW)
• Eliza Dushku in a thong, thong, thong,thong, thong. (DS)
• GMMR was at the set of The Office yesterday. She told Rashida Jones I wanted her shit. I’m totally in. (GMMR)
• Kim Kardashian will not release sex tape. But she will destroy the Bajorans. (Bastardly)
• Angelina Jolie is jealous bitch. I guess I ruined her. Sometimes I can be so cruel. (Yeeeah)
• Movies released in February suck, duh. Even if the trailer was freakin’ awesome. (Pajiba)
• Nicole Ritchie might marry Joel Madden. Jimmy smokes crack and I don’t care. (Hail)
• Paris smoked crack and I don’t care. (City Rag)
• Spring is close so look at some trashy collge girl boobies (CH)

Images: source