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It appears that on the heels of her underwhelming sex-tape release by Vivid and the news that she may be pregnant in jail, Jessica Sierra is now not pregnant. I didn’t think they allowed coat hangers in lockdown.

A source close to Sierra’s family tells TMZ former “American Idol” star Jessica Sierra is no longer pregnant, though they would not confirm exactly what happened.

Sierra’s pregnancy was revealed in December, while the former reality star was in jail. (source)

This chick is a train wreck, but I have to give her some entrepreneurial spirit creds for capitalizing on her 15 minutes of fame by making a sex tape and getting arrested a few times. Also, for letting a dude stick his thumb in her ass while he was hitting it from behind. Jessica Sierra is a true American Idol.

Four years and a million cigarettes ago that would have been a sexy headline. Now it sounds like something I’d see played in the background of the Suck! Bang! Blow! club in Myrtle Beach. Apparently, former Idol contestant Jessica Sierra made a sex tape and a porn company is trying to market it. Is this another tragedy beset on an already downward spiraling young girl, or attempt to make bail money? YOU BE THE JUDGE.

Just when Jessica Sierra thought that facing eleven years in prison was the worst news of the week, the “American Idol” finalist learned that a major porn company has obtained a sex tape featuring Jess — and they’re preparing to distribute it.

Sources tell TMZ that the video, shot sometime this year, will be released before the end of the year, and just in time for the kickoff of “Idol’s” seventh season.

The classy Miss Sierra was arrested earlier this week for disorderly intoxication and resisting an officer without violence. In a new audio tape of a jailhouse phone call, Sierra can be heard calling those same cops “crackers.” (source)

Is it just me or has the quality of sex tapes gone down in the past few years? When a sex tape gets leaked I want to see some raw amateur sex action with lots of freaky-deaky, not think about my mom crying in the bathtub. And because I can’t round up any pictures of my mom in the bathtub here’s another American Idol: Katherine McPhee’s rack.

PORN TRAILER UPDATE: Here it is bitches.

Completely unrelated: Get pwned by a real street fighter.

• Collen Shannon nude doing a nude video interview. Nude. (CO)
• My girlfriend just randomly sends me nude pictures to make me think of her! How could you possibly forget? (CH)
• Another edition of “Who would you rather” bang (LG)
• More Suicide girls. Nothing like slutty death to get you going. (Crave)

Vanessa Hudgens may have a cellphone sextape that stars her and hyperhetero boyfriend Zac Efron. The National Ledger reported today that a secret cellphone sex tape may be out there showing Vanessa Hudgens nude with Zac Efron. The title of the National Ledger article is Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape With Zac Efron? Nude Photos Mess Continues.

THAT’s how you write a headline, people. Salacious!

Is there now a Vanessa Hudgens sex tape starring the pint sized hottie and her beau Zac Efron? While the photos scandal continues to burn up bandwidth, there are reports that say that the High School Musical star has a cell phone video and a short clip floating around. (source)

In other news, Cingular is now AT&T wireless. Now with more bars than ever. Buy an iPhone and pay hundreds extra to get the same shitty customer service as the rest of the USA. Poor people are stupid. Technology rulez.

Sara Evans is back in the news over her bitter divorce from Craig Schelske. Apparently, her husband is suing her for having sex with every single musician, band member and roadie on the face of the earth.

The document, filed Tuesday in Williamson County chancery court by attorneys for Evans’ husband, Craig Schelske, asks Evans to admit to affairs or romantic relationships with at least 11 people, including members of her band, members of the band 3 Doors Down, Kenny Chesney, Richard Marx and Tony Dovolani, her former Dancing With The Stars partner. (Source)

Richard Marx. WTF? God damn, Sara Evans. You’d think if she was that slutty there would be more nude photos of her on the internet. But maybe she used a pseudonym like me. Just don’t Google big black cocks in that lilly white ass or you might get a glimpse of me in action. Ladies, call me.

More Sara Evans MILFing it up with her dance instructor. Who’s gay. But she apparently slept with him too.