NSFW – Fatback Media

New Year’s is a time to reflect on the past year and think about all the things you have accomplished and all the things in your life that need to be done henceforth. Or, if you’re like me, you didn’t get shit done this year and you need to get really fucking drunk and have sloppy sex at a party to forget all about it. It’s the American way. That’s what this country was founded on: Capitalism and getting shit-house drunk to forget your problems. It’s in the Constitution I think. Speaking of the Revolutionary War, Seren Gibson is British, nude and all about taxation without representation, which in context seems kind of okay with me. Holla back DC!

Stale Holiday for you kids staying home tonight to watch RENT and cry.

• Collen Shannon nude doing a nude video interview. Nude. (CO)
• My girlfriend just randomly sends me nude pictures to make me think of her! How could you possibly forget? (CH)
• Another edition of “Who would you rather” bang (LG)
• More Suicide girls. Nothing like slutty death to get you going. (Crave)
• Annual BOOB SLAPPING contest. Sweet. (Unibrow)
• Peter Jackson isn’t directing the Hobbit (Zed’s Dead)
• Sienna Miller skanks up NYC in the cutest way! (Use My Computer)
• Immortal Iron Fist will kick your brain in the balls. (Gutterbleed)
• All I see are are nice boobies (College Humor)
• Lindsay Lohan is broke (Notorious)
• Guess the hot rack. Hanukkah Edition. Mazel tov! (BPBC)
• John Edwards has a love child. Never meant to be…love child.. (Gone-Hollywood)
• Lauren Daly FHM Australia, mate. (Bastardly)
• Uma Thurman is a scary giant, but I’d still hit it…from a step stool. (Seriously OMG)
• Melanie Griffith cametoe is so deep I think there is actually a camel in there. (Glitterati)
• More Ashlee Simpson suckage. (Yeeeah)
• Kim Catrall naked in fur. PETA is pissed. But she was Lassie in Porky’s, assholes. (Deceiver)
• Shaun White is a pussy and I hate him for scoring hot chicks. Also, he’s a criminal (Allie)