NSFW – Fatback Media

…or at least those boots are. Damn Girl. Thats’s the album cover for Krazy Kat’s new album, which drops today and is filed under the genres of “Sucks” and “Who Cares”. And don’t be thinking I’m some kind of Kat Hater or Talyor Hicks luvah. I just hate shitty music.

I’m quite sure I defied the laws of physics trying to see under Katharine’s dress. But I have an eerie feeling when I got under there, I’d find a chastity belt of pure American steel that reads, “Not this rainbow, fucker� then she’d summon the scientology aliens to leave me in a lust-induced coma and walk away with my wallet. That’s the mark of a pure sexpot. Lure you in then stab you right in the balls. Aside from that, my only complaint is lack of plunging neckline and copious cleavage. If you got it, flaunt it, sista. I know I do.

More of that DYN-O-MITE cleave.

Paris Hilton never ceases to 1. amaze me, b. be naked, or Stardate 2517.09. be a filthy spoiled whore. That said, I think if she were held a little more as a child she probably wouldn’t be such a drugged out whore. She would just be a plain old vanilla whore like the rest of us. Speaking of filthy vanilla whores, here’s an oldie but nudey pic of Paris’s’s’s’s mom classin’ up tha jizzoint with some Baby Boomer titties. Rrreow. I love Cat Stevens. And apostrophes’.

• Sophia Bush at the Young Hollywood Top 20. Just because. (Bastardly)
• J-Lo’s dad is a Scientologist and a maker of hot latin asses. (Socialite’s Life)
• Eva Longoria is kind of a bitch. (Celeb Gossip Junkie)
• Pink says fur is for fatties. Kinda like her beave. (Pop on the Pop)
• Paris Hilton somehow remaina slutty after all these years. With VIDEO! (DS)
• Here’s QuiteFamo.us the Celebrity Search Engine. (QuiteFamo.us)
• Isaiah Washingtn is in Rehab for for being a bigot? But I thought he loved CRACK(ers)? (TMZ)
• Naked Collge Girl Boobies to crash your work internet filters. (College Humor)

American Idol runner-up and unceasingly sexy, Katharine McPhee recently stated that she took some scientology courses because she was obsessed with a guy who was into it.

“I took a couple of courses. It was really all about a guy.” McPhee, 22, said. “It was a guy that I was totally obsessed with — not obsessed with but totally into and, you know, guys and girls can do that to our lives and make us think we’re into something that we’re not.” (source)

Obsession can be a bitch. Especially when that bitch waits outside your apt with a loaded .38, a mix CD and note pinned to her chest that says, I told you not to fuck with me, I could’ve changed for you. Can I help it if the ladies are swooned by my liquid green eyes, roguish charm and Deluxe Wustoff Knife set?

Here’s Katharine Mcphee last week out and about with no makeup on which makes me want to pillow fight her after breakfast in bed on a Sunday morning.

“I think her name’s Lucy cuz they all call her Loos…”

This is Rebecca Loos nude on a beach full of people who are not nude. From what I hear, the only reason she’s famous is because she had an affair with David Beckham, which apparently in Europe makes you a superstar. Don’t get me wrong, I love a good whore and a good whore story, it’s just that this one is about as exciting as watching someone masturbate a pig. Anyway, the dude she’s with is Matt Ridge, who besides having a Soap Opera name and a six pack like me, plays rugby for some team somewhere. Or something. According to Wikipedia, Rebecca is not only a hot, mostly naked tramp, she also speaks 4 languages and is bi-sexual, making her a real whore’s whore. And my personal hero. Here’s more of Rebecca “I’m not that” Loos and some other whores from around the web.

I’ll have to post the rest later because my server is being raped by all of you today. Also it’s hard to type with one hand. And now: Internet whores.

• Thor is back baby. Nice hammer. (Gutter Bleed)
• Gay Phone sex operators (Crave)
• College Whores (College Humor)
• Jessica Beil: Drunken StepWhore (DS)
• Joanna Krupa: Fur Whore (Yeeeah)
• Doda Rabczewska: Polish Whore. (Bastardly)
• Tom Brady: Your defense choked Whore. (Bumpshack)
• Mena Suvari nude: American Pie Whore (Subvert)