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Apparently, the appetites of this woman are insatiable. Its not enough that she is in the top 3 of hottest women in the solar system, and she is banging the (from what I hear) hottest guy in the solar system (present company excluded of course), she’s rich and famous and powerful and naked most of the time. Wait. Scratch that last one, I was going through my image library.

Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie, who is dating actor Brad Pitt, is planning to adopt her third child.

The Tomb Raider star, who is already mother to two adopted children – four-year-old Cambodian boy Maddox and nine-month-old daughter Zahara from Ethiopia – is very excited about adopting another child.

"Most of the night I just thought about how quickly I want to adopt again. It’s a very special thing. There’s something about making a choice, waking up and travelling somewhere and finding your family," the Mirror quoted her as saying.

From what I understand,  her idea of adoption involves snatching the first kid that grabs her leg when she gets off the plane in a third world country. I’m all for adoption and helping out underprivileged  nations but starting your own "It’s a small world ride" is not a good reason to adopt children. Believe me, I tried it. Only I used midgets. Union midgets. So  I guess you  know how that turned out.

Apparently, Kevin Ferderline’s new rap album did not go over well with his wife, Britney. According to MSNBC she had some excoriating comments for the would-be rapper.

Kevin Federline recently brought home some
music he’d recorded and he played it for Spears, according to the new
issue of In Touch Weekly.

His
efforts were “greeted with hurtful laughter from his superstar wife,
who was unimpressed,” reports the mag. “She said his debut CD might
sell ‘a hundred, maybe a thousand’ copies if he was lucky,’” an
“insider” told the mag, who added, “Kevin looked really hurt.”

For a thug rapper, his pimp-hand is a little weak. I know she just had a kid, yo, but can’t let ya hoe get outta pocket. Unless its white-boy day. It ain’t white boy day is it?

Update: I am Drexl Spivey for Halloween.I  got everything here from a diddled-eyed joe to damned if I know. Toss me the burner.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are planning a nude cover shoot for a well know magazine according to the National Ledger.

"In Touch" reports, "The pair plans to pose nude and is talking to several monthlies, one insider says.

"Brad sees himself as an artist.  So he’s working on a concept that has (Angie and Brad) shot completely naked."

I like art as much as the next guy. In fact, that was me you saw at the MFA last sunday admiring the art. I was the one in the corner wearing a trenchcoat and holding a roll of papertowels. I am so artsy. See, just the fact that used the word artsy means that I am in the know about these things. In fact, I too, am an artist, which is why I am still amazed that the so-called "authorities" have confiscated all my professionally shot and completely paid-for art. In light of my never ending fight against censorship in the media I have posted a few artistic images of Angelina Jolie. Unfortunately for the ladies, my internet connection is slow today and Google images only works for naked women, so there are no pics of Brad Pitt’s Twig and berries. (NSFW after the Jump)

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Apparently, Britney Spears in none too happy about the pictures shown above of her son Sean Preston Federline. She is threatening legal action on anyone caught displaying those images that you are clearly viewing right there on this very web page.

Dozens of images of her newborn Sean Preston have emerged on several
websites, but Spears and her husband Kevin Federline have claimed that
the originals were stolen from a private photo shoot.

 

Backing the star, her record label, Jive Records, released the
following statement: "Anyone who publishes, sells or otherwise exploits
any of these images in any way will be subject to liability and damages
for wilful infringement of copyright, and will be liable for invasion
of privacy."

I have a law degree from a prestigous New England Law School, so I know it will be extremely difficult to prove willful copyright infringement and/or invasion of privacy of a public figure. Did I say law degree? I meant season 9 on Law & Order on DVD.

PS. Thanks to KS over at AllThisNonsense.com for the lead. And by thanks, I mean attention lawyers.

UPDATE:*So the lawyers got around to sending out a nice letter. The pics have been removed and I wiped my ass with them.