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Ok. Here’s the headline I woke up to today.

NFL Cheerleaders Arrested for Alleged Lesbian Sex in Bar Bathroom
According to the Observer, the police report
claims the two cheerleaders were having sex with each other in a stall
at the bar when other patrons got angry they were taking so long in the
bathroom.

Hmm. Where to start…where to start? Wait…there’s more.

Then one of the cheerleaders and another
person started arguing and the cheerleader hit that person in the face,
according to the report.

Witnesses say Angela Keathley and Renee
Thomas were engaged in some type of sexual activity inside a bathroom
stall at Banana Joe’s around 2:20 am Sunday. Another woman waiting to
use the bathroom got into an argument with the pair.

Police say Thomas punched the woman in the face. When Thomas was
arrested, she gave police the name of another Panthers cheerleader.

Wait. What? Hot cheerleader sex in a dirty bathroom that devolved into a girl fight then moved to  the county jail? That is the porn trifecta. Nothing I can say will ever top the fact that this happened in real life. These are the end of days my friend. I would get your affairs together.

UPDATE: It looks like the Panthers pulled their website this morning, or either its down due to bandwidth. I happened to grab a few images of the panther TopCats (cheerleaders). More after the jump.

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Mindy McCready is set to appear on Oprah Winfrey today to discuss the sordid events in her life of this past year.

Troubled country star MINDY McCREADY has spoken out about her personal problems for the first time since attempting suicide this summer (05).

The pregnant GUYS DO IT ALL THE TIME singer sat down for a chat with US talk show queen OPRAH WINFREY to reveal she’s determined to fight her problems, which include charges on drug and alcohol abuse, head on.

And she insists she never really intended to kill herself when she suffered a drugs overdose in a Florida hotel in July (05).

Fighting back tears, she tells Oprah, “I don’t think I wanted to die.”

The singer, who was once engaged to actor DEAN CAIN, also reveals she has visited her imprisoned ex-boyfriend, WILLIAM McKNIGHT, who she accused of breaking into her Tennessee home and beating her until she was unconscious to reveal he’s the father of her unborn baby.

The couple has now reconciled and McCready is confident her boyfriend will never hit her again: “I don’t think so, I hope not.”

“I don’t think so”. Well, that’s good enough for me. I guess this little fairy tale will work out just fine then. Nothing like a little blunt force trauma to a pregnant chick to really cement a relationship. I know that some readers may be incited to anger or even violence toward William McKnight because of this story, but I am a peace loving gentle soul so I will offer this advice. 7mm, 200 yards (no wind), center of mass. God Bless.

Jennifer Garner is set to appear in the upcoming erotic thriller "Sabbatical" about a couple whose relationship is on the rocks.

A couple… hits the doldrums in their seventh year of marriage. To
inject some life into their union, they decide to take a two-week
sabbatical from each other during which, within a set of rules, they
can do whatever they want. When the wife returns to the agreed-upon
meeting place two weeks later, however, she discovers that her husband
has disappeared.

According to HecklerSpray, Jennifer Garner will appear nude in this film.

Jennifer Garner wants it all right now. In the last few months she’s
got married to Ben Affleck and let him get her pregnant. And then, as her
hormone-crazed body is at the height of it’s postnatal weirdness, she’s going to
walk around in front of a camera naked for the forthcoming Disney
erotic thriller Sabbatical.

I usually don’t watch erotic thrillers because my life is basically one big erotic thriller. I never know what’s going to happen next. Unquenchable desires. Intrigue and forbidden exploration. Set against the backdrop of the big city where a killer roams. A killer, who can not be stopped. So in light of that I have nice NSFW nip-slip shot of Jennifer Garner for your dark desires.

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Angelina Jolie has reportedly broken the spirit of Brad Pitt. He was overheard making a distraught phone call to her from the set of his new movie about Jessie James.

Pitt broke down while on the set of "The Assassination of Jesse James" in Calgary in an alleged panicked cell phone call to Angie.

"I can’t live without you," Brad reportedly pleaded to Angie in what is described as an animated cell phone call.

Brad was reportedly distraught looking before getting Angie on the phone in the courtyard outside of the production office.  He allegedly was struggling with his scenes before taking the break to make his phone call.

Apparently just the sound of the sultry Jolie’s voice got Brad back on track as the actor then reportedly calmed down and was back to work on the set according to a "source" cited by the tabloid.

"He seemed calmed," after the call an onlooker spilled to CI.

Tyler Fucking Durden. WTF? In his defense, she has done this before. Behold the wrath that is the Angelina.

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