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Twenty year old hottie Scarlett Johansson is reportedly the reason that Justin Tmberlake split with his girlfriend of several years Cameron Diaz (34). The rift was allegedly caused by Justin’s casting of Scarlett in his new video for “What Goes Around”.

“Scarlett has always liked Justin. They’ve always had a flirtation – that’s why Cameron was threatened by her.”

With good reason. The decision to cast the 20-year-old as the video vixen pushed Timberlake’s relationship with Diaz to the breaking point, and paved the way for Johansson to move in for the kill.

“She could not believe he went behind her back to put her in the video,” says a Timberlake pal. “Cameron was very jealous of Scarlett.” (source)

Two things. First. Greasy peel, Josh Hartnett will not be defiling Scarlett anymore with fumbling half-assed attempts at “Tantra”. This makes me happy for some reason. Second, Justin Timberlake just made the second of two really good upgrades from Britney Spears. Justin just dumped a Charlie’s Angel to date Scarlett Johansson, one of the hottest women on the planet while Britney continues her transformation from pre-baby teen nubile hotness into a post-babies bucket of Breakstone Cottage Cheese. Speaking of white trash, here’s a photographer’s ridiculous idea of trailer trash using Scarlett Johansson. She has all her teeth, dude? And her 16 year old daughter isn’t there with her twins and 2 black eyes? Idiot.

So our servers are back online and I am finally out of NORAD for the duration, although I did get to play some computer chess with Joshua. Hopefully, the anal raping we gave the servers will teach them a lesson: never fail me. Never. Anyhoo. I have some stories on deck and Emily does too so we’ll get those up ASAP. Till then here is Ashlee Simpson’s nipple and some hot links to tide you over, sugar.

• Vanessa Minnillo is a dirty bird. Just like I like ‘em. (Yeeeah)
• Lisa Dergan is hot. Yeah.No clue. (Bastardly)
• Always a good time for College boobies. Especially girl college boobies. (College Humor)
• Olsen Twin Nip Slips. Uncle Jesse! (Drunken Stepfather)
• Scarlett Johansson is a fussy bitch. Justin Timberlake is a whiny bitch. (INO)
• Prince is going to start his own magazine. That will be the nastiest porn ever. I just had a mini-O. (Glitterati)
• Jessica Simpson is wo’ out.So Joe is all about some Ashlee now. (Socialite’s Life)
• Justin T and Cameron D are broke the fuck up. (Popbytes)
• Angie Harmon See thru. Sexy Southern nipples y’all! (Subvert)

To all you sexy people who were worried about us in our absence, thanks. The battle station is fully operational now.

Okay, so there’s no breaking news, it’s just an excuse to feature Scarlett’s lovelies. Apparently, she is worried her career will not last much longer. She also disclosed she’s a big fan of Uma Thurman’s body. Clearly, Scarlett has never stepped foot in front of a reflective surface.

The 22-year-old actress, who starred in her first film aged just 12, admits she fears every film will be her last. Scarlett said: “Do I ever get nervous about this, right now, being the pinnacle of my career? Yeah I do. At the end of every movie I think ‘Wow – this is the last one! Nice working with you.’” Meanwhile, Scarlett has revealed she thinks Uma Thurman has the perfect body. The blonde actress was blown away by the ‘Kill Bill’ star’s amazing physique when she first saw her on the big screen.
(source)

Funny. “Peaked too soon” is usually used in conjunction with the men who watch Scarlett’s movies. Uma is cool if you’re into super-slim kung-fu slayers, but I think Scarlett’s killer rack and accepting attitude jet her above the competition and into the rotation of my Vegas fantasies. “What happens in Vegas….stays with you until the antibiotics kick in.” They conveniently leave that out of the commercials. Stupid girl in the cowboy hat riding a horse.

I’m not what you’d call a style critic, but I am absolutely sure that’s the worst dress ever made. The person that designed it apparently hates beautiful women with sexy curves. Oh, this dress has curves, but in all the wrong spots. It’s really kind of mean. Even in a bad dress which obviously was designed to carry pork loins in the mid-section, Scarlett Johansson’s rack is the star of the show. Her breasts are like the human spirit. Even in the darkest hour they shine through reminding us all that there is still hope. There is still hope.