NSFW - Fatback Media » Sarah Harding

Sarah Harding is British, has nipples

Fatback — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:57:29 +0000

Wow. Alert. Instead of news about Britney Spears and her relentless effort to get rid of her kids you get a hot British chick with her nipple showing. I’m bored with Britney and I like hot British chicks – especially those with their nipples out. And you know I’m serious because I used a hyphen. Semicolons are for pussies. Anyway, this is Sarah Harding and she’s British and she’s constantly drunk wearing sexy clothes. Heart = stolen. I have no idea what her job is but I think it involves blowing sexy kisses to me; which is actually quite noble.

Share the naked celebrity goodness, y'all!

Random Posts

Sarah Harding is no quitter

Fatback — Tue, 15 May 2007 19:00:00 +0000

Sarah Harding,the super well known singer or actress or something from the UK, recently said that rehab is for pussies. The constantly drunk Brit salutes drinking, drugs and never ever quitting.

Heart = stolen.

Sarah Harding says ‘only pussies go to rehab’. The hard-partying, heavy-drinking, Girls Aloud singer has said she admires Oasis’ Liam Gallagher for his wild ways but hates celebrities who check into rehab.

Sarah told Britain’s Glamour magazine: “Only pussies go to rehab. I’m a bit of a geezer-bird, but I don’t drink pints.” (source)

Honestly. I have no idea what she’s saying. I thought people only talked like that in Guy Ritchie movies. I guess all people form the UK are cheeky bastards and have names like Soap or Turkish or Bricktop or Gorgeous George and feed people to pigs and have horrible, horrible dental hygiene. I’ve posted about Sarah Harding before, so that’s the only reason this article caught my eye. That, and the fact that she’s a complete drunken slag, what likes to down P’s by the Q, likes to gally with a proper mincer, and doesn’t mind roustin’ up a little Barney b’fore her Christmas soup goes kosher, arse first, eh? Oi.

Share the naked celebrity goodness, y'all!

Random Posts

Sarah Harding is Loud

Fatback — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 21:21:17 +0000

This is Sarah Harding, and unless you’re from England and watch ITV1 then you’re like me and have no idea who this chick is or why she looks so cute and happy. According to the unrelentingly factual Wikipedia, Sarah was some kind of singer for a reality based TV Show called Popstars in Britain. I originally quoted the Wikipedia article but it was so lackluster that I had to staple my hand to stay awake. I’m going to edit that entry later to include some more interesting tidbits like college lesbianism, clotted cream and spending time drinking pints of beer, eating fish n’ chips and saying “oy!” to to her mates down at the pub. Bloody cheers, mates!

Oh, the reason she’s even having her picture taken is that she was just chosen to be the face (body?) of Ultimo Lingerie, which may explain why she has the office whore at the company party outfit on. Wear a blazer and from 9 to 5, and you’re a conservative mid-level manager who takes her job and this quarter’s financials very seriously. Fast forward to 5:01 – the company party. The blazer comes off and you’re two shots of tequila and a Valium away from photocopying your ass and giving an intern a handjob in the supply room. Fiscal.

Share the naked celebrity goodness, y'all!

Random Posts
Lindsay Lohan is hardcore
Katherine Heigl Vegas Snake Charmer
Katharine McPhee: Real American Hero
Megan Fox remains hot despite stoner tattoo
Lindsay Lohan, sex kitten…war hero