Sara Evans is back in the news over her bitter divorce from Craig Schelske. Apparently, her husband is suing her for having sex with every single musician, band member and roadie on the face of the earth.

The document, filed Tuesday in Williamson County chancery court by attorneys for Evans’ husband, Craig Schelske, asks Evans to admit to affairs or romantic relationships with at least 11 people, including members of her band, members of the band 3 Doors Down, Kenny Chesney, Richard Marx and Tony Dovolani, her former Dancing With The Stars partner. (Source)

Richard Marx. WTF? God damn, Sara Evans. You’d think if she was that slutty there would be more nude photos of her on the internet. But maybe she used a pseudonym like me. Just don’t Google big black cocks in that lilly white ass or you might get a glimpse of me in action. Ladies, call me.

More Sara Evans MILFing it up with her dance instructor. Who’s gay. But she apparently slept with him too.

Nanny whore sounds sexier than it really is – especially when she sues you for 3 million dollars after fucking your husband and ruing your marriage.

Former Dancing With The Stars contestant Sara Evans, 36, is being sued for $3 million by her former nanny Alison Clinton Lee, for defamation, claiming that her name was smeared during the course of Sara’s very public divorce case, Nashville’s The Tennessean newspaper reported Tuesday.

The lawsuit was filed Monday in Davidson County Circuit Court. It stems from claims made in Sara’s Oct. 2006 divorce filing that her husband, Craig Schelske, had an affair with Alison.

Alison denied having the affair, and in the lawsuit, she says Sara made “slanderous and libelous statements” about Lee in her divorce filing and in the media. (source)

This may seem pretty tame to you, but I refuse to post anything else about Anna Nicole Smith. For at least 3 months. There are plenty of other redneck whores who are cryin’, lovin’ laughin’ or leavin’ out there to talk about.

I had never heard of her but, apparently Sara Evans is a country music singer who recently appeared on Dancing with the Stars. I say apparently, because I don’t listen to country music and I don’t watch DWTS. The only reason I know about her because she is currently going though a messy divorce that involves two things I do know a lot about: Porn and naked pictures. Sara Evans accused her best friend and nanny Alison Clinton of sleeping with her husband. If you’re interested, here’s some background, if not then skip to the pictures of Sara’s MILFy great rack.

Alison’s husband spoke out on Tuesday about the toll the scandal is taking on his wife, who is currently down to a dangerous 79 pounds.

“When I took those vows, I said for better, for worse,” Clinton’s husband, Chris Lee, said.

Lee also told “Extra’s” Carlos Diaz that his marriage is stronger than ever, but he warned his wife about suffering a relapse.(source)

The point of the whole story is not whether or not her husband banged the nanny or whether or not he has naked pictures of himself posted on Craig’s list browsing for “three party sex” and “anal sex”. Because, of course he banged the nanny who at best was so insanely jealous of her friend that she slept with her husband and developed a Münchhausen-esque case of anorexia just in time for the cameras. Southern girls are crafty like that. Be careful if you marry one. If you are married to one, take another look at your wedding album to see if anyone one in the wedding party is smiling. If it’s not you, chances are your wife just blew him. Congratulations, dumbass.

So yeah, it’s another link post. Well, I’ve been protecting the world from ambulance chasing scalawag attorneys for 2 days so I had to lie low. I’m back and so is the FB&C sexy crew. Check out these links while we put together today’s sexiness.

• Britney Spears had a hermaphrodite child with cloven feet and a tail. Not really. (Cele|bitchy)
• Anna Nicole admitted that her baby’s father was really a subject that I don’t give a fuck about. Here’s a clue. If you have to wonder which of several men is the father of your baby, there’s a good chance that you are a whore. (TMZ)
• Nicole Ritchie upskirt. If.You. Dare. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Paulina Rubio in Latin FHM. You can masturbate in SPANISH! (Bastardly)
• Rich actors get together to protest issues that they don’t understand because their million dollar view of the sea might get obscured. Children can starve, but fuck you if you want to put a wind farm in my ocean and save the planet. Facist whores. (Yeeeah)
• Rachel Hunter to join a reality show…yaawn. Whaa..? What happened? (Smart)
• Kirsten Dunst leaving her lair for a night of feeding on mortals. (ICYDK)
• Jessica Simpson reads poetry on the Rachel Ray show. I can hear the fabric of sace time ripping. Save yourselves. (Gossip or truth)

So why the picture of Sara Evans? Because she’s a sexy, southern MILF with a great rack. Plus she’s embroiled in a who’s-cheatin’-who [sic] pornography scandal and I just may have fallen in love with her.