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A completely bat shit crazy , but apparently wealthy, stalker tried to kill Sandra Bullock’s husband, bike and car modder Jesse James this week.

Cops say that Bullock, along with James’ 10-year-old child, looked on in horror as Marcia Valentine “attempted 3 or 4 times to run Jesse James over with her silver Mercedes.” Jesse was never struck by the car during the alleged incident. We’re told Valentine also “laid in the driveway and wouldn’t move.”(source)

Fucking stalkers. When will they learn? You know why every stalker turns out to be a wide eyed fucking idiot that lives an a fantasy world? Because if they weren’t they would be called assassins. It’s all about follow through.

Interesting typo fact! Apparently Jessie Jane is not a motorcycle aficianado, or a even cowboy, but she does seem to like things shoved up her tailpipe. QED. here’s some Sandy Bullock. We’re buds. For reals.