Sam Heuston

Sam Heuston Christmas Joy and Linking

Christmas is the time for giving so that’s why I have nude pictures of Sam Heuston dressed as Santa Claus. Or I guess it would be Father Christmas, because she’s British. British people say Happy Christmas too, and not Merry Christmas like Americans. I think I like Happy Christmas better for two reasons.

What the fuck does merry even mean? Have you ever been merry? Like the squirrels? No.
I once dated a girl named Mary Christmill and she was a whore (not the good kind) and it sounds too close.

Happy Christmas muthafuckers.

Collen Shannon nude doing a nude video interview. Nude. (CO)
My girlfriend just randomly sends me nude pictures to make me think of her! How could you possibly forget? (CH)
Another edition of “Who would you rather” bang (LG)
More Suicide girls. Nothing like slutty death to get you going. (Crave)
Annual BOOB SLAPPING contest. Sweet. (Unibrow)
Peter Jackson isn’t directing the Hobbit (Zed’s Dead)
Sienna Miller skanks up NYC in the cutest way! (Use My Computer)
Immortal Iron Fist will kick your brain in the balls. (Gutterbleed)
All I see are are nice boobies (College Humor)
Lindsay Lohan is broke (Notorious)
Guess the hot rack. Hanukkah Edition. Mazel tov! (BPBC)
John Edwards has a love child. Never meant to be…love child.. (Gone-Hollywood)
Lauren Daly FHM Australia, mate. (Bastardly)
Uma Thurman is a scary giant, but I’d still hit it…from a step stool. (Seriously OMG)
Melanie Griffith cametoe is so deep I think there is actually a camel in there. (Glitterati)
More Ashlee Simpson suckage. (Yeeeah)
Kim Catrall naked in fur. PETA is pissed. But she was Lassie in Porky’s, assholes. (Deceiver)
Shaun White is a pussy and I hate him for scoring hot chicks. Also, he’s a criminal (Allie)