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Christmas is the time for giving so that’s why I have nude pictures of Sam Heuston dressed as Santa Claus. Or I guess it would be Father Christmas, because she’s British. British people say Happy Christmas too, and not Merry Christmas like Americans. I think I like Happy Christmas better for two reasons.

1. What the fuck does merry even mean? Have you ever been merry? Like the squirrels? No.
2. I once dated a girl named Mary Christmill and she was a whore (not the good kind) and it sounds too close.

Happy Christmas muthafuckers.

• Collen Shannon nude doing a nude video interview. Nude. (CO)
• My girlfriend just randomly sends me nude pictures to make me think of her! How could you possibly forget? (CH)
• Another edition of “Who would you rather” bang (LG)
• More Suicide girls. Nothing like slutty death to get you going. (Crave)
• Annual BOOB SLAPPING contest. Sweet. (Unibrow)
• Peter Jackson isn’t directing the Hobbit (Zed’s Dead)
• Sienna Miller skanks up NYC in the cutest way! (Use My Computer)
• Immortal Iron Fist will kick your brain in the balls. (Gutterbleed)
• All I see are are nice boobies (College Humor)
• Lindsay Lohan is broke (Notorious)
• Guess the hot rack. Hanukkah Edition. Mazel tov! (BPBC)
• John Edwards has a love child. Never meant to be…love child.. (Gone-Hollywood)
• Lauren Daly FHM Australia, mate. (Bastardly)
• Uma Thurman is a scary giant, but I’d still hit it…from a step stool. (Seriously OMG)
• Melanie Griffith cametoe is so deep I think there is actually a camel in there. (Glitterati)
• More Ashlee Simpson suckage. (Yeeeah)
• Kim Catrall naked in fur. PETA is pissed. But she was Lassie in Porky’s, assholes. (Deceiver)
• Shaun White is a pussy and I hate him for scoring hot chicks. Also, he’s a criminal (Allie)