NSFW - Fatback Media

My week has been hectic so the posts have been slow this week. Between going on covert ops with my fellow spook GMMR (she’s deadly!) or keeping the stripper pole in my cubicle all oiled up (it’s slickery!), I have been pretty busy. Here are some tidbits to ride you into the weekend.

Paula Abdul is a pilled out crazy psycho. Whoa. Blossom. Never saw that coming. (GMMR)

Angelina Jolie may be in Ocean’s 13. I hope she has a threesome with Clooney and Matt Damon. For reals. (Glitterati).

Roselyn Sanchez is going to be in a movie called Cayo. She’s hot. I’m learning Spanish just so I can talk dirty to her. Dios mio, chica. (The Bastardly)

Jesus Christ banged Mary Magedeline and had a kid. The courts just proved it. Well, I think he did. My eyes glazed over after the I saw Dan Brown’s picture. (TMZ)

Kate Moss gutted Pete Doherty like a fish and smashed his head with a giant rock. Well, that’s what she should have done, however it looks like they are getting married if he will brush his fucking nasty teeth. (The Bosh)

Bon weekend, mes amis.