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Reality show supergroup offspring Supernova didn’t make the headlines quite as planned. In fact their flaccidly hyped album, which should have been a rock icon wet dream, failed to break thorugh the Billboard Top 100 this week. Supenova. the bell tolls for thee. Jugga junn junn. Jugga junn JUNN.

Rock Star: Supernova, the latest spawn of reality guru Mark Burnett’s Rock Star franchise, had all the earmarks of a true supergroup - members from Motley Crue, Metallica and Guns N’ Roses; a high-profile personality in drummer Tommy Lee; and a predecessor in INXS, whose “Rock Star” success with lead singer, J.D. Fortune, garnered a Top 20 album and a sold-out tour. (source)

The reason Supernova didn’t flourish is simple: they bumped out ultra hot rockers Storm Large and Dilana. Those girls were smokin’ hot and both look like they could handle themselves in a fight and could get rid of a body if neceesary. Even if their music sucked, who wouldn’t pay to watch them crawl around on stage in black leather, low-cut tees and wildly colored hair singing distressed tunes of love unrequited. Hell, I’d pay to see them fight. Everyone loves a good chick fight. Rrreow.

Ultra hot rocker Storm Large and Magni, a fellow finalist on Rockstar Supernova were fired from the tour with the band. This is another in a host of problems that has plagued this band. First, another band called Supernova successfully sued for the rights to that name and now this.

Tommy Lee and the rest of the band, including the show’s winner Lukas Rossi, changed the name to Rockstar Supernova.With a tour scheduled to begin on New Year’s Eve in Vegas, the bill’s opening act was to include The Panic Channel, host Dave Navarro’s latest band, as well as, fellow contestants Toby Rand, Dilana, Magni, Storm Large and the program’s House Band.

But now TMZ has learned that due to financial reasons Magni, Storm Large and the House Band have been kicked off the tour. Toby and Dilana are still on board (thank God!), but will now be backed by Toby Rand’s Australian group Juke Kartel. (source)

Storm Large is better off without that band anyway. I’m pretty sure her deal with the devil has an exclusivity clause anyway. Kinda like my deal, except mine has a dead-sexy clause, and I win everytime. Stupid satan. Anyway, for all our nudie pictures of the Rockstar Supernova chicks go here: Supernova Nudity on FB&C

A rumor is making its rounds right now that the winner of Rockstar Supernova has already been chosen and the show is merely a formality. Columnist Janet Charlton revealed earlier this week that Tommy Lee and the Supernova gang had chosen Lukkas Rossi. Dave Navarro had this to say on his blog.

Damn there are some funny rumors around regarding the show. First of all, I don’t know who Janet Charlton is, but I do know who she isn’t. She aint no Perez Hilton, that’s for sure. At least with Perez, you get humor and the rumors are at least based in SOME fact. He leaves it up to the reader to do the dance between the two. As for Janet, she just kind of sees what sticks. Well, with Rockstar, she doesn’t have a clue as to what she is talking about. If she has an inside source… Name it! Come on! I dare you! Name it! If you don’t know what I am talking about… She has claimed that she knows who the winner is. Trust me… Nobody knows until it’s over.(source)

Supernova confuses me. I like the show and I watch it every week (mostly to lick the screen when Storm Large is singing), but it just seems too contrived. If I were looking for a singer for my LA rock band, I would just go to a mental hospital and grab the orderly who rapes the coma patients and sell their pills. Or go to a strip club and grab the girl with the bloody nose who cries when she gives lap dances. That’s because I’m a rocker, baby. I live every day to rock out with my cock out, hard core style as an evil doer in the service of Satan’s angels. Unicorns must die. Here are some NSFW Brook Burke pics since you’ve already seen the naked Storm Large pics.

UPDATE: So as of tonight Lukkas is the Rockstar Supernova winner. I guess I was right. And by that I mean, look at Brook Burke naked!