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Actually I’m not shocked at all. Especially, because it is Angelique. You know, “Frenchie”–the girl who got sent home last night after rubbing her naked lady parts on the stage of 40 Deuce. And the contestant who proclaimed after like an hour of meeting Bret, “I vant to have sex weed Bret in deez pool!” . . . and the one who is seriously unable to stop talking about her job as a stripper . . . and the one who admitted to having two boobs jobs, a nose job, and her lips done. I’m pretty sure that she also had transgender surgery somewhere along the way, as well.


Anyway, here’s Frenchie in her own words describing her experience in the porn industry. You can bet your life I wouldn’t rent one of his her DVD’s, but I’m actually sad to see her leave Rock of Love 2 since she alone was responsible for 50% of the Slut Factor on the show.

I just want to extend a big thank you to VH1 for bringing back my very guilty pleasure, i.e. “Rock of Love 2.” Bret is back and his weave is better than ever! He begins the show by setting the tone for the whole season with the announcement to the ladies that, “There’s only one way to find true love–go back in the house, get completely naked, and have a great time.” Dude, why aren’t you married? I just can’t figure it out. Anyway, if you share my love of the show but couldn’t watch it tonight, here’s a recap:

Plasticity

While yes, just like last year’s contestants, this year 80% of the ladies look like they have been or currently are strippers. However, there are some differences in the contestant pool from last year. See while breasts were the obvious trend in plastic surgery amongst last season’s contestants, this year nose jobs seem to be the cosmetic trend. There are some seriously fake noses. I’m especially taken by contestant Daisy’s face–despite a ton of facial plastic surgery she is still unattractive.

MILFs

In addition to a ton of plastic surgery, another stand-out feature of the contestants this year is their increased age. There are more than a few moms. I’m pretty sure Ambre, Ashley, and Aubrey are over 35, and Catherine already confirmed that she was 45.

Smooth Talk

Inna makes sure to let Bret know the one thing you probably don’t want to say to a man you just meet and want to date: “My father was never there and I just want someone to love me.” Way to go Inna! And Angelique (”Frenchie”) is one horny man–the she/he exclaims, “I want to have some sex with Bret in this pool!” about an hour after meeting him. Classy!

Bye-Bye

Bret cut the most gorgeous girl of them all, Erin . . . but then again she admited that she has learned so much about the world from . . . Myspace! Ummm, next! He also cut 3 other girls who didn’t make an impact on him, as well as the one who passed out drunk and missed the elimination ceremony. Oops.

I’ll be waiting eagerly for Bret and the girls to turn up the skank factor next week with an episode featuring Bret’s “Peep Show” booth. Hell, even Flava Flav didn’t do this activity on his show till midway into the season! Anyway, check out a few of the “ladies” . . .