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The brilliant KS over at AllThisNonsense.com reports that Jen A and V.V. are definitley an item. As evidenced by the picture above (which I stole from borrowed and correctly attributed to theSuperficial.com).

According to this article:

The Friends beauty is pictured getting very, VERY pally with co-star Vince Vaughn on the balcony of their penthouse suite at the luxury Peninsula Hotel in Chicago.

 

We broke news of their romance two months ago—but the stars, who
met on the set of The Break Up, have always denied being an item. Now
lusty Jen, 36, has revealed her true feelings for Vince, 35, by CLIMBING into his lap, STRADDLING his body and giving him a long, steamy SNOG in full view of passersby.

I don’t know about you, but that sounds HOT. Except I had no idea what snog meant when I read this. Well, I had an idea, but it involved peanut butter and a small wire-haired Jack Russell Terrier. Turns out I was wrong. So very, very wrong. According to The Free Online Dictionary Snog is:

Verb

1.

snog - snuggle and lie in a position where one person faces the back of the others

Others? Not sure what that means but I think it means they always double down on eleven. It also says that it can mean to "fondle with sexual passion". In that case I think I have been a victim of snogging on several occasions.

The always excoriating KS over at AllThisNonsense.com had this post today about Britney’s plan to have Mattel craft dolls of herself and her family for her new son to play with.

If she
gets her way, it looks like Britney may get her fake tits and flat stomach
back sooner than she expected. It seems that Mrs. Federline wants her
family turned into dolls.

Giving a male child dollies of his own family members to play with can only end in an 18 year old Sean Preston wearing a dress and smeared lipstick yelling out to the police that he needs a chopper and some pork skins or he will start executing the hostages.

*photo courtesy of the mad photoshoppin’ skills of KS.