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Jennifer Lopez was recently accused of practicing Santeria by her ex-husband Ojani Noa. In a court deposition this week Noa claimed that Lopez used the mystic practices of Santeria to influence him and others to do her will.

Her former husband, Ojani Noa, claims J.Lo cast “voodoo” spells on him and other lovers. After their marriage ended, “She was doing bad things to a lot of people,” Noa alleged in his deposition, according to Court TV.

“She was doing all this religious bullshit to me, to [second husband] Cris [Judd], to Puffy [Combs], to [current husband Marc] Anthony,” according to Noa.

Lopez and her publicist declined to comment on the charges yesterday.

Noa stated that Lopez practices a form of spiritualism known as Santeria or Brujeria, which draws on an African tradition of chanting, trance states and animal sacrifice. The practice is common in the Caribbean islands and also common in the Bronx, New York from where J Lo hails.(source)

First of all, Voodoo (or more properly Vodoun -Je suis diabolique!) is not Santeria, so I doubt she was using Voodoo spells on him, when Santeria spells will work just fine. Down south we have the Geechee witches and they’ll put a root (rhymes with foot) on your ass in a gullah-gullah second, chile.
I’ve always thought Jennifer Lopez was hot (I like my ladies with a little J-in-tha-T) but now that she’s a Santeria Priestess, she’s heading to the top of the list. I used date a girl from Barbados who was really into Santeria. There’s nothing sexier than waking up with a smoking hot naked woman on top of you chanting African-Spanish jibberish while shaking a bloody chicken foot at you. Wait. I would change sexier to scarier.

In a recent interview with GQ, actor and expectant father Tom Cruise reported that he may eat his baby’s placenta and umbilical cord. I guess that’s one way to get your stem cells.

The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta, too.

“I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.”(source)(awesome photo)

I have to respect Tom Cruise and Scientology because they aren’t even trying to hide it anymore. “Yeah, so we’re fucking crazy. No sounds during childbirth, alien invaders are among us and we’ll probably eat your baby if you leave it unattended.” No apologies. That’s how I live my life. I would like to address the fact that Tom Cruise would eat raw baby pregnancy innards. That’s just gross. You have to dredge that shit in flour and deep fry it and hit with some hot sauce. Fucking cannibal.

UPDATE: Tom and Katie had a sentient lifeform! Super sexy Tina B. from Glitterati Gossip has the details.

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Jessica Simpson is being sued by the clothing company that she is business with to manufacture so-called low cost fashions including a line a blue jeans called “Princy”. According tot he lawsuit Jessica signed the deal and never fulfilled her end of the bargain which was to promote the JS and Princy clothing in public and in advertisements.

The Tarrant Apparel Group alleges that Simpson, 25, failed to support the clothing lines and even refused to be photographed wearing items from the JS by Jessica Simpson and Princy collections.

Tarrant contends that a three-year deal inked in December 2004 requires Simpson to be “actively involved” in promoting the clothing and that she should wear the garments at “public events, shows, and appearances” whenever “reasonably practicable.” Simpson, the firm charges, “simply failed to provide the promised support.” The complaint also notes that when Simpson was asked by the press last year to name her favorite brand of jeans, “instead of responding ‘Princy,’ she said ‘True Religion.’” While Princy jeans retail for about $60, the trendier True Religion denim can cost more than $350 (for the unitiated, “Princy” is the nickname given to Simpson by her father/manager Joe). (source)(image)

I don’t why anyone is surprised by this. It’s not like Martha Stewart or Kathy Ireland are shopping at K-Mart for their own products and wearing them out in public. They don’t buy that crap; they sell it. They made smart business decisions. Business School 101: Make a cheap product that makes middle class housewives feel like they can fit in with the rich folks and they’ll beat a path to your door.

The fact that Jessica didn’t support the line of “cheap” jeans is no surprise. No self-respecting country-come-to-town, evangelical gospel teen cum LA dirrrty diva would be caught dead in those “Princy” rags, when a nice pair of True Religions will do the trick just fine at triple the cost. The only difference – besides the price tag – is that the six year old  Guatemalan kid with three fingers on each hand, simply stitched a different label into back panel of each pair in the factory for his $0.03 a day. Capitalism kicks ass.

A steamy sex scene was mysteriously missing from the viewing of "Thank You for Smoking" being screened at the Sundance Film Festival this week. According to the New Your Post:

in the flick, based on the best seller by Christopher Buckley,
Holmes, who plays an investigative reporter, and Eckhart, who plays a
tobacco lobbyist, enjoy a randy romp. But while that scene was still in
the movie when it debuted at last year’s Toronto Film Festival, it has
vanished from the Sundance screenings, causing some to wonder if
Holmes’ fiancé, Tom Cruise, used his staggering showbiz clout to kill the footage.

A spokeswoman for Fox Searchlight didn’t seem to know what happened:
"It’s never been altered," she said of the finished film. "It will
absolutely be released with that scene. We don’t know what happened,
but we’re looking into it."

When director Jason Reitman
was asked about the missing sequence during a Q&A session, he joked
that it had been lost in a "technical glitch" during a reel change.
Responding to the same question at another screening, Reitman quipped,
"If you want to see a sex scene with Katie Holmes, rent ‘The Gift’ "-
the 2000 movie in which the former "Dawson’s Creek" cutie appears
topless.

Obviously, Tom Cruise had the scene removed. He is busy having Katie removed from the scene and having himself digitally inserted. The new film will be called "Smokeback Mountain". Get it? See what I did there? Whatever. Anyway, the real reason I am even doing this is to remind you that Katie Holmes was once hot. Oh, and especially for Jason Reitman, I threw in a couple of screen caps of Katie in "The Gift". My gift to you. XOXO. NSFW after the Jump.

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