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Rebecca Romijin just turned 35 and god damn if she doesn’t get hotter every year. These are from ads for La Perla, an Italian company that makes sexy lingerie for married dudes to buy their hot girlfriends. I never saw what the big deal about lingerie was. I mean it’s underwear. Why french it all up? If you’re to the point where your clothes are off except for your underwear ladies, most dudes are gonna bang you even without the embroidered silk butterflies on your thong. It’s kinda overkill. Lingerie ads like this are made for 2 reasons:

1. Rich dudes with mistresses
2. Masturbation

Rebecca Romijin isn’t anyone’s mistress though, she married to (lucky bastard) Jerry O’Connell, the fat kid from Stand By Me, who probably still masturbates to her after they have sex. I know I do. This is a good time.

It’s 2-for-Tuesday kids. I always hated it when the D-jays on the local station would play these. They would invariably truncate the Two-for-Tuesday into 2Fur, or Two-fer, or TFT or something asinine like that then play two songs that were supposed to be by the same artist but mostly they stretched that rule about as thin as a high e-string in open C tuning. Like playing I Can’t Drive 55 followed by Yankee Rose. If you get why that’s not right, then We Salute You. I’m digressing a bit. On to today’s TFT[!]. You get a witty post that will have you laughing all day (you silly!) and some hot links to cool your jets for the rest of the afternoon. Time to turn, so you don’t burn.
These pictures are from the last tour date of the recent John Mayer and Cheryl Crow tour. John pranked Cheryl the night before by dressing in a bear suit when he came out to sing a song My Favorite Mistake with her. Not to be outdone, Cheryl dressed in bikini the next night to get back at John.

Two things. Dudes in bear suits do make it onto this site. And John Mayer is having sex with Cheryl Crow. It’s the law of the road. It happens whenever you have two tortured hearts working so closely, each night pouring out their souls to masses. After the lights fade, they’re bound to fall together to comfort each other through another long lonely night-watching the last town fade in the distance like the long slow lament of the very life they gave up to be here. This night. This place. This heart. The night rolls on, baby. So yeah, they’re banging.

• JMITNB: John Mayer is the New Blog. Scroll down to Sept. 24th (John Mayer Blog)
• Kevin Federline got a fake beatdown on the highly fake WWE. Faker. (Bumpshack)
• April Scott and her rack at a T-Mobile party. (Bastardly)
• Buffy in Marie Claire. Is it pronounced MARY Claire or MARIE Claire? (Smart)
• Caroline Ferre’s nipple on the beach. No clue. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Rebecca Romijn in a shitty dress. (Yeeeah!)
• Vince Vaughn is going to sue. I really don’t care. (Glitterati)
• Speaking of a Vince Vaughn segue, the bunny’s scared of you Pajiba and your weekly trade roundup. (Pajiba)
• What do you get when you have a threesome that involves a lazy-eye , an irritated shaved vagina and Buffy’s cute little sister? The horror. The horror. Click this link to enter the Heart of Darkness. (IDLYITW)
• OMG. Patricia Arquettes boobs are huge. (Starpower.tv)

Rebecca Romijn is feeling the pull of motherhood. Mmmm. Mommy Hot. (Glitterati)

I wasn’t the only one in NYC at the Upfronts doing coke off of a primetime starlet’s ass. My homie KS was there in full force with all the sightings, interviews and premium blo. (GMMR)

The top news story that I don’t care about today is: Micscha Barton’s character Marissa Cooper was killed off the OC last night. When that show has an episode entitled, “Julie Cooper, and Kirstin Cohen have hot naked lesbian sex using common household implements” I will start watching that show again. (The Bastardly)

Denise Richards is crazy. But she is still a MILF. So I guess she’s a CrMILF. (Bricks and Stones)

Gwyneth Paltrow is still a weirdo. (Starpower.tv)

Janice Dickenson, the original coke whore super model had something to say about Britney or something. Who fucking cares. Just go here and see some boobies. (Subvert Society)

Brett Ratner, insufferable bastard and non-pirate, is obsessed with Lindsay Lohan. (Yeeeah)