NSFW - Fatback Media

If you thought that Dina Lohan couldn’t get any more cloying, manipulative and exploitative of her daughters, well you thought wrong, sukka. Get ready for reality TV that’s so real that the realness will rub you raw in all the right places and leaving you crying in the shower like you dropped the soap in reality prison. Dina Lohan begins shooting her reality show on E! with her daughter Ali on Oct 30th in New York. And you know it’s serious because the ‘E’ channel has a fucking exclamation point, bitch.

“There are so many misconceptions about me and my family,” says Dina. “I’m setting the record straight.”“It’s about empowering women to be successful single mothers. About being in the limelight without compromising motherhood. It’s about what I do, how you can be successful, and be a single mom and fulfilling your kids’ dreams. Working is my sole source of income.”(source)

Fuck yeah. That’s as real as it gets people. How many other single mom’s have struggled to squander the eight figure income of one emotionally tortured daughter while feverishly plotting ways to exploit the other daughter in exciting [and real!] new ways? I know, right! This is amazing tv! Who needs writers when you have: reality?