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Or at least his girlfriend, Valli Girls Lead Singer Rachel Houghton thinks so. Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook are currently filming the movie Employee of the Month in New Mexico and rumor has it that his girlfirend is a bit worried.(source)

In Touch gives this report:

Dane Cook’s girlfriend has flown to New Mexico to be near her man – because she is terrified he will leave her for Jessica.

She reportedly told a friend: “I am so worried he will fall for Jessica. He thinks she is really hot!” Costa Rica-born Raquel, 26, has been dating the 33-year-old for more than two years — they even have a miniature pincher together.

Unfortunately, Raquel’s presence on the set hasn’t made it easy for Jessica. “Dane’s girlfriend won’t speak to Jessica,” says a set insider.

“And they’re trying to avoid each other.”

First of all, I love Dane Cook, but in a totally platonic manly way. The dude is just funny. I mean I’d probably show him the bat wing, but then I would kick him in the ass. That said, his girlfriend, whom I’m told is a sexy, red-hot lead singer for some band I have never heard of called the Valli Girls, probably should watch out for Jessica Simpson. She has a bad habit of banging everyone she meets. Wait that’s a good habit.

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