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This is Rachel Leigh Cook at the Mont Blanc De La Culture Awards, which I’ve never heard of, but from their website, is appears as if it is an awards benefit put on by old French guys who want to rub against young hot girls like Rachel Leigh Cook. Rachel has always been hot, ever since she played the cute ugly girl in that Freddie Prinze movie, she’s been on the radar. It looks like she may be having some issues though. I could just be the lighting, but she has that, “I’ve done coke for 43 days and I never eat and I hate myself so you’ll probably finally get to sleep with me, but then I’ll really hate you” look about her. I love that look. More Rachel at La célébration des stylos. Bonne chance, Rachel!

Hey y’all. I’m back from my trip of drunken sun soaked debauchery in parts due south. Server issues and avian flu notwithstanding, the trip was mighty fine. The south never disappoints. After all the oyster shooter body shots, fried everything, miles of well tanned scantily clad beach beauties and copious amounts of beach sex I am completely exhausted. To all the accommodating folks in Wilmington, NC and Charleston, SC etc, I’d like to say thanks again, and sorry, if necessary, but we’re still friends, right? While I get back up to speed and have my blood filtered at the hospital to remove the alcohol, narcotics and crustacean neurotoxins y’all should check out these links.

The Hills is a new show that I’ll never watch that stars a chick on another show I never watched. (Bricks and Stones)

Rescue Me is a show I’d probably watch if it had more frontal nudity. Not of Dennis leary though. GMMR has an interview and some spoilers. (GMMR)

Sandra Bullock is a frump. Or probably pregnant. It wasn’t me! I had a vasectomy. Or was that a tonsillectomy? (I’m not obsessed)

Rachel Leigh Cook is my secret girlfriend. So secret, she hardly ever sees me. But, I do hide under her bed. Soft hair. So soft. 100% of all bastards agree that she should get more movie roles that involve her being naked. At my house. (The Bastardly)

Ben Affleck gets a ride to the hospital from Sydney Bristow. Diagnosis: headache. (Glitterati)

Oh yeah. shout out to sexy Wildcat, Honey Biscuit who’s moving back down south to my old stomping grounds in Greenville, SC.