“All I can say is, I don’t talk about the personal stuff . . . It’s the one thing you can keep to yourself. At least you try to. I can say that I’m happy. Yeah, I’m happy with my love life, that’s all I’ll say.”

Smart girl. And hot. Did I mention hot?

November is off to a craptacular start kids. Not much going on around here so check out these links while I rustle up some stories.

• Celebrity Halloween Costume Contest: UPDATE: New entries!(Fatback and Collards)
• Perez Hilton is being sued by X17 online. Who ya got? (Radar online)
• In interesting news, GMMR has all the recaps for this week’s hot TV lineup. RIP Mr Eko. (GMMR)
• Another completely self-absorbed chick begging for attention gets destroyed on BLOD. (Bastardly)
• Cindy Margolis Playboy pics on the site that scooped them all. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Brad Pitt vs. Vanity Fair. Apparently Brad doesn’t know what the legal ramifications of a signed Release Form are. (Yeeeah)
• Mischa Barton loitering in Malibu hoping that Rachel Bilson will still talk to her. Loser. (ICYDK)
• Another shitty Paris Hilton costume. This time she’s…wait for it….wait for it…a whore. (Bumpshack)
• Although Alyssa Milano received good marks in my contest, Super hot Jenny from IDLYITW noticed that she had her costume on upside down. Hey ANN-geler. (IDLYITW)
• Penelope Cruz. Cute as a button. (Smart)
• Too much candy corn? Check out Celeb diet, you fat fatty. (Celeb Diet)
• MySpace feeling a little flacid? Are you a sexy motherfucker? Try Trendmill. It the hot new shit. (Trendmill)

Oh the Hooter’s Girls? I’m pretty hungry and I was looking for a picture of fried chicken when I ran across some of my slutty friends dressed up for Halloween. Happy Feast of Samhain.

Rachel Bilson was on the rumored short-list of actresses tapped to play Wonder Woman in Joss Whedon’s long awaited version of the movie. Rachel denies that these rumors are not true.

According to Rachel Bilson the rumours of her as Wonder Woman are unfounded. She said today that she didn’t know where they had come from and hadn’t heard them until now. (source)

Rachel Bilson is so adorable that when she walks rainbows fly up from the horizon and and glittery stars fall from the sky onto her and her My Little Pony Unicorn. At least that’s what happens in my Faber-Castell Watercolor Art-Tricks & Techniques Kit drawerings. Yesterday, she was riding a Liger through a forest of Spro Gyro. Whimsical!

Here’s a nice link post from the west saiyeed! Between the jet lag and the supermodels, I’m a bit tired, spent, and my nose won’t stop bleeding, but I have to keep it real for the kids, man. For the kids.

Zach Braff is trying to bang Rachel Bilson. Wait. that might have been me last night at an industry party. Zach is starring in a movie with her. Yeah, that’s it. (GMMR)

Britney Spears obviously didn’t get that we were laughing at her, not with her about the mumus. (Glitterati)

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are still together. Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Vince. Way to work it through. (I’m not obsessed)

Melanie Griffith lights her 17 year old daughter’s cigarette for her. Next she shows her how to be a whore and burn out way before her time. Good times. (Bricks and stones)

Stacey Keibler still hot at the ripe of old age of sexy. (Guilty Obsession)

Lindsay Lohan smoking. (The Bastardly)

I’m recovering from a much needed weekend of of debauchery so check out these top stories while I work out my alibi.

Brandon Davis is a fat, spoiled bastard and I would like to kick him in the scrotum. Oh, and he checked into rehab this week. For being a fat spoiled dumbass. (TMZ)

Katherine Heigl is engaged to Josh Kelly, a big goofy musician. And the curse continues… (GMMR)

Adam Brody of “The OC” is high which is my perfect chance to steal his cute little girlfriend Rachel Bilson. (I’m not obsessed)

Speaking of The OC and washed up has beens, Mischa Barton was at the Triggerstreet.com launch party looking pretty effing hot for a change. (Bricks and Stones)

Britney Spears, pregnant and in a bikini. CLICK THIS LINK AT YOUR OWN PERIL. If you’ll excuse me I have to gouge my eyes out with hot pokers now. (ICYDK) (ps. I love the new site Jocelyn!)

Joss Stone in a bikini. For the man who loves a woman to feel like a man. (Subvert Society)

At last, but certainly not least, The Bastardly Girls of the World Cup, Volume II. Meu Deus! (The Bastardly)