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TMZ reports naughty girl Jenna Jameson has filed for separation from husband Jay Grdina, also a porn star. The couple was married for over three years.

TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court. Jameson, whose legal last name is Massoli, has been estranged from husband Jay Grdina. Grdina, also a porn star, performs under the name Justin Sterling.

The couple has no children, however, we’re told the divorce could get nasty. Sources tell TMZ the couple has no prenup, but Jameson is rolling in dough after selling her lucrative business to Playboy. Jameson is repped by mega-celebrity lawyer Neal Hersh. (source)

Gr-whata..? Anyhoo. Jenna’s currently rebounding with an Ultimate Fighting champion so get your game face on if you think you have a shot. That said…Two people who built a relationship amidst licentious orgies and taboo indulgences and getting the perfect money shot didn’t make it as eternal soulmates? Stunned. I’m gonna go out on a limb here, but landing a porn star prolly doesn’t involve flowers and romantic beach walks. Somehow I imagine a tightrope, officer uniforms, a pizza box, foot long rails of coke and a monkey in a conductor’s hat (It’s a monkey! In a train hat!) are not quite the elements for creating a lasting romance. Now if you’ll excuse me; I need to make a phone call. Suddenly I feel wildly qualified. And now. Nudity. (yeah these are old, but she’s not getting any less naked, perv.)

Well, well, well. Looks like the queen of the bloggers is getting his comeuppance after all. We’re having a huge party right now complete with a photoshop contest of the best/worst celebrity bloggers. I’m drunk. See what’s happening on the other side of the tracks.

• Perez Hilton sued for copyright infringement, misuse of copyrighted material and for being a suck-up bastard that may ruin it for all of us. Well that last one I made up, but I’m pretty sure it’s a law. Call me esquire. (yeeeah)
• Holy shit. Eddie Murphy is back for Beverly Hills Cop IV. Allo, Acquelle, my naime is Seeergzhe. (Glitterati)
• Oh. BTW. Perez Hilton is getting sued for 7.5 million in case you were wondering. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Christina Applegate. Still hot. Still hairy. Which is no prob for me, I like em swarthy. (Bastardly)
• Lindsay Lohan is still a bitch. (INO)
• New details about Pam/Kid Rock divorce. Yawn. (Gossip or truth)
• Pulp Fiction: The short version. Faster than you can say Maxi-pad. (College Humor)

Hey y’all. It’s Halloween, my favorite holiday and it’s time for the 1st annual FB&C Celebrity Halloween Costume Contest. Our panel of expert judges, mostly consisting of me, have reviewed the top celebrity costumes this year and we have decided on the winner. We’d like to thank the celebrities for all the really inspired costumes this year. We can’t say for sure, but from the look of things, most of our contestants planned out their costumes tens of minutes before leaving the house. Sweet! Here are the contestants. Continue after the jump.

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Dominique Swain has been on my list since she played Lolita which doesn’t make me a perv since she was 17 at the time and I was still dating high school girls anyway. These are some pictures of Dominique Swain at the recent XBox 360 launch party. If you look carefully you can see a nip-slip in a few of these images. I’m sure this isn’t going to get me back into Netscape’s good graces, since they recently banned my site as pornography. Although I am an avid watcher, participant and full time director of amateur pornography this site is obviously not pornography. For instance, these links, which are NSFA Not Safe for ANYWHERE, like this, this, this, this, are pornography so don’t click them. Ever. Not my site, though. I’m just NSFW. I’m practically in heaven already. So enjoy the rest of this non-porn post. Bless you’re heart!