NSFW – Fatback Media

 

Hey, ya’ll. It’s been a great week for news so I wanted to throw in some sexy southern weekend links for you hungover slobs who won’t be leaving the house today. To wit.

• Drew Barrymore bikini pics. Not bad for an old chick. (DS)
• Naked college girl from my old school. Go Cocks. Classy as usual. (CH)
• Seacrest is out. Well not really but wants Matt Lauer’s junk. (Glitterati)
• AntonellaBarba poll: Are the BJ pics for real? You decide. (Bastardly)
• Sharon Stone cougars it up in Paris. I’d hit it. I like the crazy ones. (Smart)
• Jennifer Aniston Topless video. Prolly fake, but it’s still boobies. (Gossip or Truth)
• Anna Kornikova has a case of the Mondays (Jordan)
• Anna Nicole’s body is rotting (Derek Hail)
• Get you very own NSFW T-Shirt you dirty bitches. (FBC)
• Pink in a bikini. I’m turned on but a little frightened. Hold me. (Allie)

Paris Hilton never ceases to 1. amaze me, b. be naked, or Stardate 2517.09. be a filthy spoiled whore. That said, I think if she were held a little more as a child she probably wouldn’t be such a drugged out whore. She would just be a plain old vanilla whore like the rest of us. Speaking of filthy vanilla whores, here’s an oldie but nudey pic of Paris’s’s’s’s mom classin’ up tha jizzoint with some Baby Boomer titties. Rrreow. I love Cat Stevens. And apostrophes’.

• Sophia Bush at the Young Hollywood Top 20. Just because. (Bastardly)
• J-Lo’s dad is a Scientologist and a maker of hot latin asses. (Socialite’s Life)
• Eva Longoria is kind of a bitch. (Celeb Gossip Junkie)
• Pink says fur is for fatties. Kinda like her beave. (Pop on the Pop)
• Paris Hilton somehow remaina slutty after all these years. With VIDEO! (DS)
• Here’s QuiteFamo.us the Celebrity Search Engine. (QuiteFamo.us)
• Isaiah Washingtn is in Rehab for for being a bigot? But I thought he loved CRACK(ers)? (TMZ)
• Naked Collge Girl Boobies to crash your work internet filters. (College Humor)

Nothing like some old School Rose McGowan see-thru action circa Marilyn Manson to get you through a Thursday. Like my granny would say, ‘ain’t no tellin’ what’s been up in there’. (The Bastardly)

Donald Trump fired Carolyn Lepcher for being a bitch. He hired his daughter Ivanka because she’s hot and he wants to bang her in a rude, fatherly way. (Glitterati)

Gay’s on a plane! John Travolta seen kissing his boyfriend before boarding plane. So I guess a “no d’uh” is in order. And also, who gives a shit that he’s gay? I do call dibs on Kelly Preston. I am a scientology sorcerer. Of love.(IDLYITW)

Office Thursday on GiveMeMyRemote.com. Two weeks till you find out Jim’s banging “Lan Jevinson” and Pam is pregnant. Suckers.(GMMR)

Pink looks hot for once. Although I admit I was a little turned on when she pissed in the parking lot. I like ‘em dirty. (INO)

Lindsay Lohan In Maui in a bikini doesn’t make her less of a whore. (Drunken Stepfather)

I already get some weird search traffic but this will probably set my servers on fire. Ever the lady, here’s the often maligned, but constantly elegant singer Pink, relieving herself from a parked car on the pavement at the beach. Apparently there is a whole section of porn dedicated to this sort of thing. Personally, I’ve never really been into it. I stopped most of that really crazy shit a few years ago after a visit to La Casa del Burro del Diablo in Mexico. I drank a lot of tequila and I don’t really remember much after they put me in that leather swing under the donkey. I know we never wrote, but we had a connection.