Petra Nemcova is nude at a fashion show. Actually she’s nude, painted and sporting busted up hair and make-up. Kinda like what happens after a party at my house. So, these are probably not new, and you’ve probably seen them before, but you know what? Those are still her nipples and I’m not tired of looking at them one single bit. I have no idea who this designer is, although I think they might be in the 4th grade in the LD class with the chubby kid who wears the thick glasses and an eye bandage who keeps trying to eat the abacus beads. Real creative. Although a gold star is in order for the nipples.

• Sugababes are hot. Lil’ J in tha T, but that’s ah-ite. (Skinny)
• Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are officially adults at 21 and now say goodbye to any edge they ever had. (IBBB)
• Britney is still white trash. No seriously. (Allie)
• Anna Kournikova in a bikini. Da, tovarisch. (DS)
• Paz Vega MIL rating. (Bastardly)
• Uma Thurman WTF? (BumpShack)
• Paris Hilton on the toilet. Rule. (Pipi)
• Pete Wentz is gay. I hope he writes a crybaby song about it. (yeeeah)
• I think that cheerleader that I stole from you in college is naked here (CH)

More Petra Nemcova nude. THIS IS ART. So I’m not violating any Terms of Service, bitches.

Petra Nemcova was the main attraction at the her charity event for Helping Hearts Fund which supports underprivileged kids in Asia. The fund raiser which was held at the Gramercy Park Hotel, was packed with supporters and some A-List stars like Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones, whose mere presence apparently saves children all over the world.

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones literally did one lap around the rooftop and posed for a quick a photo-op with Nemcova before leaving less than five minutes after arriving. Radar later asked Nemcova how much Douglas and Jones donated to her charity: “Oh, their presence here is enough of a donation,” said the tactful beauty. So does that mean they didn’t pony up any cash? “No, they didn’t make an actual donation.” (source)

In their defense, they report that they did not realize that it was a fund raiser and besides they probably have charities that they give to in private. Like me. I support single moms by getting my hair cut at Great Clips or Hair Cuttery. I also support child hunger by getting extra lap dances from strippers who I can tell are still lactating. Think globally. Act locally.

More Petra because Michael Douglass see through makes me vomit in my mouth a little bit.

Rose McGowan has always been one of those girls that remains an enigma to me. And it’s not because she’s faking the almost nip-slip here as she mugs for the cameras at ShoWest. It’s because she’s really hot, has a great rack and amazing DSL’s, but for some reason she let Marilyn Manson into her kit and he ruined all that. It’s like you had a puppy, all cute and innocent and took it to Tijuana, got it drunk, let a donkey fuck it then left it at the border with a hungry family.

I’m not saying the people would eat the puppy they’re just hungry, see? It’s an analogy. Ok. Maybe it’s not that good. I’m just saying I think Rose McGowan would let you pee on her, okay? So that has to count for something. LINKS!

• Video of Girl Flashing her tits for Jesus “Fellini” Martinez. (DS)
• Speaking of girls and boobies and videos…(CH)
• Wondering what happened to Hot Tina from Glitterati? She’s still making the boys cry. (Glitterati)
• Dina Lohan. BEST. SISTER. EVAH. (IBBB)
• Michael Lohan (Lindsay’s dad) is getting a reality series. Called “Wanna bang my daughter? Bring Vodka and a $2 bill” (Yeeeah)
• Heather Mills is a dirty one-legged criminal. And she’s NAKED! (IDLYITW)
• Duke choked on a choad. Check out the rest at Bumpshizzle. (BumpShack)
• Petra Nemcova saves the day. Please to bring with eastern european sexiness, please. (Hollywood Tuna)

Like me, Petra Nemcova is all too aware of the pressures of modeling.

Petra Nemcova knows what it’s like to struggle to stay thin and continue modeling. “I’m naturally more curvy, so I always had to lose weight,” the 27-year-old Czech supermodel says in People magazine’s Oct. 2 issue, on newsstands Friday. “I took laxatives. I went through all of it just to be able to model.”

The Association of Fashion Designers of Spain said it wanted models to project “an image of beauty and health” and shun a gaunt, emaciated look.(source)

I did the modeling thing once. The local JC Penney was hosting teen fashion week and I was amongst 10 of the prettiest, unpregnant girls in my hood, a rarity, as it turns out. It paid damn well too, $10 a show and free lunch tickets to the food court. Now I just make my money knockin’ over laundromats. Do you have any idea how much a washer is worth on the black market? And not only that, I just take my wealth to the nearest CoinStar and hide the cash in the freezer next to the hot pockets. No taxes, no papertrails, no FBI banging on your door at 2am wondering why there are Western Union transfers in large sums to Miguel in Attica when your reported income is that of a street vendor with a monkey and Miguel just happens to be “connected” to the Quintez gang in Colombia. Maybe I’m sharing too much with you people.

Nick Lachey is apparently doing his best to forget Jessica Simpson by being seen with every hot girl on the planet. He was at the Kentucky Derby’s Barnstable Bash recently where he and Petra Nemcova hooked up. By the way that hat she is wearing is some kind of Grey Goose Original design that costs $1000.00. For a fucking hat. Made by alcoholics. Whatever.

Supermodel Petra Nemcova and [Nick Lachey] were spotting getting super cozy over the weekend at the Barnstable Brown Bash at the Kentucky Derby.

The duo arrived solo on the red carpet. Sources told “Extra” it was Petra who approached Nick at the party and was very hands on.(source)

Petra Nemcova is so hot that a fucking tsunami spared her life. That’s hotness of biblical proportions. In some countries you are automatically declared god for something like that. People just start worshiping you and bringing you offerings and sacrificing things. All in all, it sounds like a pretty good deal. It actually happened to me one time except instead of surviving a natural disaster I bought some underage girls some Bartles and James Wine Coolers and instead of worshiping me one of them gave me a fumbly handjob. But, to her credit, she barely cried at all.