NSFW - Fatback Media » Paula Abdul http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:15:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Someone Out There Loves Paula Abdul http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/2008/01/16/someone-out-there-loves-paula-abdul/ http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/2008/01/16/someone-out-there-loves-paula-abdul/#comments Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:18:22 +0000 Lennox Miller http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/2008/01/16/someone-out-there-loves-paula-abdul/



True story: I once woke up to an ex-boyfriend who snuck into my house using a copy he made of the key he gave back to me. He kissed me on the cheek to wake me up and I thought it was my current boyfriend. Imagine my surprise. Well, multiply that creep factor tenfold and I think you may be getting at how stalkerish the dude serenading Paula Abdul was on American Idol this last night. This guy makes my ex look like a pussycat. I mean had he broken into my house he would have cut me into pieces . . . then “caulked” me. . . .

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