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Pamela Anderson is reportedly admitting to paying off a gambling debt with sex. She owed upwards of $250,000.00 to a “mystery man” and he suggested that they work it out old school.

EX-BAYWATCH babe Pamela Anderson has admitted she paid off a £125,000 debt with a night of nookie.The blonde mum-of-two, 40, agreed to the mystery man’s “Indecent Proposal” in Las Vegas during a poker game in which she lost the cash.She explained: “He said if I made out with him that would clear the bet. I paid off a poker debt with sexual favours.” (source)

There’s a word or the exchange of goods or services in a free market society between merchants and or private parties:it’s called bartering.

If one of the parties happens to offer sex to pay off a debt, that individual (or collection of individuals) is called a whore. Whore, whore, whore. And for all those people out there who don’t like the use of the word whore and who think I’m being sexist, I have two words for you: STFU whore. Whore, whore, whore. I see your lips moving but all I hear is whore. What’s that? Oh, right: whore. Very whorish of you. Whore. You know what would be better? If you weren’t such a whore. Hey, I’m just kidding. Not really. Whore.

If you can read this, then I applaud you’re access to the ether, because something is rotten in serverland. I’m trying to get it worked out…stay tuned.

UPDATE: Dateline - Kuala Lumpur: Not really. I just always wanted to say ‘dateline’. As you can see, we’re back up and running after the latest server fiasco. As it turns out, having a tech team comprised of sexy cocktail waitresses and former Hooters girls isn’t really the smartest decision in terms of IT infrastructure, but when they get drunk they flash their boobies. And if there is one thing all IT dept’s could use a little more of, it’s boobies. [Side note: Isn't it awesome how every office has that one hot girl who  will get drunk at an office outing and flash her boobies at the bar? It makes work a little more bearable knowing that you've seen a coworkers naked boobs a couple of times. Yeah, the coffee sucks but I've seen the admin's tits. Good times.]

Anyway, my sexy team teals me that we’reback up to 100%, so posting will commence as usual around here. I’ve been sleeping off a 5 day Miami snow drift, so I need to check the boards for some news. I bet there are nipslips to had by all… LINKS.

•  Pamela Anderson nip-slip for all you 80′ mofo’s (DS)
• Nicole Sherzinger is actually hot. Not like those other dudes on PCD. (Bastardly)
• Bob Barker is still alive? (Bumpshack)
• Christina Ricci is a naked whore. I LOVE naked whores. (Yeeeah)
• Paris Hilton is going to be a fat convict ho. Toss that salad girl. (Notorius)

Stayed tuned…

I’m in Boston enjoying the sweet spring weather that New England has to offer and so I can see the Boston Marathon. The temp is a balmy 38 degrees with periods of sleet and freezing rain and I have to say, if you’re anywhere else on the earth then I fucking hate you right now. I’m this close to being drunk, and I can’t wait to tackle the dude who wins this thing. (Why would anyone run 26 miles when you can drive and get there like 2 hours quicker?). So, the bottom line is a link post, from my PDA. And from my PDA this chick looks hot. Her name is Nadia Bjorlin and besides having doe (in the headlights) eyes and a huge rack she can be seen in such roles as “pretty girl #1 in “Jake in Progress” or Cloe on “Days of our Lives”.  I never watch soap operas because the story lines are too close for comfort. That whole John Black/ Roman Brady thing, was like a page right out of my life. I’m not who you think I am ladies. LINKS!

• Michelle Monaghan. I’d like to Kiss Kiss Bang Bang…oh whatever. (Bastardly)
• Joe Francis is gonna do some anal. And not the good kind. (IDLYITW)
• Pam Anderson’s boobs are so real. So supple. (ICYDK)
• Jessica Biel like the ladies. Me too! We’re destined to be together. (DS)
• Slow Burn is really slow, but they eventually get around to showing Jolene Blalock’s boobies. Is she black? White? Vulcan? (Pajiba)
• The Tudors on Showtime is the new Skinemax. Skinudors. (D-Listed)
• Alessandra Ambrosio rectifies the imbalance in the space time continuum. (Hollywood tuna)
• Kristanna Loken and I should fight for who can be the dirtiest. (Glitterati)

I’m out of the office so to speak, so here’s some southern link love for my brethren and sistren.

• Pam Anderson and Kid Rick get divorced over Borat. I am EXECUTE. (Yeeeah)
• These Britney Spears raw snatch shots are everywhere but Jesus makes it seem just right. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Scarlett Johansson and her rack at some event. No reason. Just go. (Bastardly)
• Lindsay Lohan buys golden cuffs. (Smart)
• Nicole Kidman is pregnant. Not mine! (Bumpshack)
• Cindy Taylor doing her best to keep me from wondering who the hell she is. (Hollywood Tuna)
• Jared Leto still hates bloggers, still a fucking weirdo. (Celebrity Smack)

Yeah, well sorry about the link post but, it’ll have to do for a few hours while I figure out how hack the new server we’re on. Can’t really say much, but I think I figured out that we’re all really asleep. I’ll get back to you on that. Speaking of getting back. I heard from Emily and and she’s still at it. She said she was on vacation, but I think she started some kind of underground sexual fight club for FB&C. Lately, recently injured strangers are calling me sir on the street and giving me the good tables in restaurants.  I hope that I’m not really a chick who does battle with her foes at night. Where would I put my elephant like penis? Maybe that’s why my taint has duct tape burns. I gotta go. I think I need to have a little talk with “Miss Emily”.

• Alyson Hannigan multi-tasks. I can’t figure out if she’s cuter as Willow or Lily. Maybe if Lily was a witch? (Bastardly)
• Paris Hilton is no Bond girl. Beetlejuice girl? Maybe. (Yeeeah)
• Pamela Anderson on Jimmy Kimmel.  (Celebrity Smack)
• Katie Holmes spent 3K on lingerie. For whom, I wonder? (Subvert)
• Kellie Pickler was abused by her mommy. Yeah, well who wasn’t. We’ve all got scars sister. (I’m not obsessed)

Sweet. Two movie ref’s in one post. I rule. I know.

So much is going on today. Emily and I and the rest of the crew are working hard to pull together the top stories. Enjoy these tidbits till then.

• Pamela Anderson is bald. (Celebrity Smack)
• Doogie aka Barney aka Neil Patrick Harris gay. So? Suit up and tell Perez to shut the fuck up. (Cele|bitchy)
• Tiffani Amber Theissen. Still hot. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Heather Thomas from the 80’s spank list. TJ Hooker was the shit. (Bumpshack)
• Britney moved out and lives in a hotel. (Glitterati)
• Evangeline Lilly may be perfect. I must stalk her. (Yeeeah!)
• Kirsten Dunst likes fangs. (INO)
• Everyday Equations. Even stupid people need math! (College Humor)
• Paris Hilton bruises like a dirty peach. (Celebslam)

Oh, BTW. That’s Lisa Dean Ryan who played Wanda on Doogie Howser. That’s the only pic I could find. Wanda was the shit.