Actor Owen Wilson reportedly attempted suicide Sunday afternoon and was rushed to a hospital near his California home.

“A person was transported to a local hospital where they are being treated,” the release stated. “Due to HIPAA medical privacy laws, no further information is being released.”

But Star magazine and the National Enquirer jointly reported last night that Wilson, the star of popular comedies including “Wedding Crashers” and “You, Me and Dupree” had slit his left wrist and taken unidentified pills in an attempt to kill himself. (source)

This is why actors suck. Besides the fact that can’t get anything right, they always feel like they get say things like ‘I have problems too’, or ‘what about my feelings?’. Well, you don’t get to say that asshole. You get paid to act and you get everything you want and bang every hot girl that comes along. Now STFU and dance for your supper, monkey. Tara Conner because even though she is a quitter, she never gave up.