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This is Sophia Bush on the beach in North Carolina where she participated in a local beach cleanup project sponsored by Barefoot Wine. Their slogan is “Get Barefoot and Leave only Footprints”. Hey, that’s a pun! I think the people in the background of pic 4 might have left footprints, as well as some cigarette butts and some chicken bones too. Score.

Sophia Bush is so impossibly pretty it’s ridiculous. Even when she’s picking up trash, she never looks bad. She’s one of those girls that always looks so pretty and clean and smells like expensive soap.

Links for you beach bums:

• Are you a lesbian? I bet you are you dirty bird. Find out with this quiz. (QR)
• John Mayer continues to lay all the hot chicks in the world. (Evil Beet)
• Janeane Garafolo is going to be on 24 this season. (Seriously OMG)
• Buffy 2 lookin’ goood. (Bastardly)
• Apparently every African American actor/singer/model/person in Hollywood is on the DL. (Celebrity Smack)
• Lindsay Lohan wants to be a singer. STFU, please. (Notorious)
• Some Disney show with hot chicks pretending to be in high school did something I think. (Downity)
• Fergie wears clothes and is kinda hot. (Gabsmash)
• Paris Hilton still can’t dress. Whore. (DS)
• Pete Doherty proves that there is no law enforcement in England. (Gossip or truth)
• Cute Collge Girl of the week: Laura from Meredith College (College Humor)
• Carrie Underwood sings with Vince Niel for some reason. (Bump Shack)

Nanny whore sounds sexier than it really is – especially when she sues you for 3 million dollars after fucking your husband and ruing your marriage.

Former Dancing With The Stars contestant Sara Evans, 36, is being sued for $3 million by her former nanny Alison Clinton Lee, for defamation, claiming that her name was smeared during the course of Sara’s very public divorce case, Nashville’s The Tennessean newspaper reported Tuesday.

The lawsuit was filed Monday in Davidson County Circuit Court. It stems from claims made in Sara’s Oct. 2006 divorce filing that her husband, Craig Schelske, had an affair with Alison.

Alison denied having the affair, and in the lawsuit, she says Sara made “slanderous and libelous statements” about Lee in her divorce filing and in the media. (source)

This may seem pretty tame to you, but I refuse to post anything else about Anna Nicole Smith. For at least 3 months. There are plenty of other redneck whores who are cryin’, lovin’ laughin’ or leavin’ out there to talk about.

In a marketing ploy that could only have been thought up by a gang of bonged out monkeys, www.searchwithkevin.com is a new online search engine that allows users to “Search the internet with Kevin Federline!” By using the site you can win autographed K-Fed memorabilia, although sadly, used wife-beaters, uncreased Yankees hats, and gold chains aren’t being offered. The same company that came up with this idea is also behind a few new promotions that you might see in the coming weeks–”Pick up chicks with Pacman Jones”, “Needle safety with Pete Doherty”, and “Contraceptive use with Tom Brady”.

In the meantime, check out these pics of Alabama-bred hottie Courtney Cox. Sure, she played an eye-gougingly huge pain in the ass on TV, but she’s still a smoking-hot MILF and a potential cougar rolled into one. Enjoy, you little bastards.

Tara Conner is hitting the publicity circuit, now that she’s out of rehab and soon to be replaced after the new 2007 Miss America is chosen this month. She recently sat down with Myrtle Beach native, Nancy O’Dell for an interview for Access Hollywood. Let’s listen in shall we?

“I feel one million times better,” she added.

Conner, who entered a Pennsylvania rehab facility on December 21, 2006, said she has just passed her 90 days of sobriety (94 days as of March 15, 2007) and said that she is sensing things that she never felt before.

“Yeah, I was completely numb. When I got my 90 day chip or coin I cried…I will cry when I am happy or I will get so excited…” Conner added that her next sobriety milestone she is aiming for is her “one year” and said that “is going to be great, God-willing, I will make it there.” (source)

I know this is probably inappropriate, but that sounds sad and dirty and it kinda turns me on. Everyone knows that chicks in rehab are easy… because they’re quitters. The reason I pointed out that Nancy O’Dell is from Myrtle Beach is to make a point about being a southern girl and making sure you keep your ass between the ditches. Nancy O’Dell rose through the ranks as a journalist on several respected southeastern news stations to become a poised, attractive television personality. Sure, she had her whore phase, (who doesn’t) but she had the decency to do that shit behind closed doors.

Tara Conner, on the other hand typifies the naiveté of the rebel choir girl gone bad who hits the big city only to find out that the world is a lot bigger and a lot more soul crushing than she could have imagined. Back home she was daddy’s little princess and the hot thang who landed the guy with the biggest lift kit on his 4X4 – to the envy of all the other country girls. But to big city(i.e the world outside), she was just another 20 year old with an appetite for destruction that was all too easily accommodated. My point? It’s better to burn out than fade away, bitches! I threw in one pic of Katie Rees just because I love you like that. Really.

UPDATE: Looks like I ruffled a few sexy tail feathers. Check out the comments.