Da tovarisch. Comrade Olga is big byootifale. Makes me want to drink Polish Buffalo Grass Vodka in the hot bath with this poputchik. She is best Bond girl ever. Please to bring her to my dacha?

Despite her name making her sound as if she’s about 70 years old, obese, and reeking like cabbage soup, Olga Kurylenko is a gorgeous actress/model who’s scored the covers of Glamour, Marie Claire, and Elle magazines and has been in several national fashion ad campaigns. She is set to play “dangerously alluring Camille who challenges Bond and helps him to come to terms with the emotional consequences of Vesper’s betrayal.” Hmm, something tells me that she helps him come to more than just terms. I’m just sayin’ . . .