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This is Katie Price aka Jordan aka Giant Tits McGee (not really) kicking it it Cairns, Australia. I originally posted these as Jordan in Cannes (France) because, you know the film festival is there and she’s such a big film star. HAHAHAHAHA. My stars. Anyway.

It’s ironic because Cairns and Cannes are pronounced the same. I know, right? Coincidence? I think not. Okay yeah it’s probably a coincidence, but it’s naked boobies just the same. I really like her new “smaller” tits. The scars look scary but I would still motorboat the hell out those things.

Well, this is as close as you’ll ever get to seeing Megan Fox nude. These are from the upcoming Horror flick Jennifer’s Body starring Megan and Amanda Seyfried. GOD DAMN NIPPLE TAPE!

Jennifer’s Body (2009) A newly possessed cheerleader turns into a killer who specializes in offing her male classmates. Can her best friend put an end to the horror? (IMDB)

Horror movies have flat out sucked the last ten years mostly because of video games and Japanese remakes. I sincerely hope that this movie is a Rated R slasher flick with lots of blood and even more T&A.

This is Eva Mendes nude in Italian Vogue. I’m not much of an art critic so I can’t really tell you what’s going here but I’ll assume that photographer is going for a ’60s, North by Northwest slash Sophia Loren feel with a little S&M thrown in. I’ll also assume he wore a beret, had a pencil thin upturned mustache,  and smoked cigarettes through one of those long black filter things. More Eva Mendes nude, you art house dandy.

It’s rare to dig up some really good nudes of supermodels, so when our crack team of boobie hunters found these outback out-takes of Victoria secret supermodel Miranda Kerr, we were rightfully excited to throw another shrimp on the barbie and down a Fosters in celebration. G’day, tits!