NSFW – Fatback Media

Just last week I measured my penis to see how long it was when it was erect. I just busted out the ruler after looking at the pictures and it is official, my penis is an extra inch longer than it was a week ago. This chick is one of those chicks that comes along in Playboy every few months and reinstills my faith in the senile Hugh Hefner.

She seriously looks like an older Taylor Swift and I like Taylor Swift. I likey a lot. Enjoy these pics. Also, shaved is the expression. Yay!

I don’t know which magazine Miranda Kerr is stripping for now but it doesn’t really matter. I am sure she is doing this for “art” and wants to be seen as a “deep” model but all the other pics sucked so I just posted the one. She has a killer ass and I hope you enjoy this picture as much as I do. I did. I will again.

Vikki Blows did a layout recently with Nuts magazine and I brought you the pictures here. Well there were a few outtakes and I am not sure how gay the person has to be to look at a topless pic of Vikki Blows and say “eh not good enough” but it is because of that gay person that we bring you Vikki Blows topless outtakes.

There were originally about 2 dozen outtakes but I just brought you the best from each bunch. Enjoy.

I just have nothing to say about this calendar. Other than it is hands down the coolest calendar I have ever seen and I am going to get a supersized version of it to hang over my computer. Some people may take offense to it but those people are not guys so I don’t really give a shit.

This just goes to prove that the UK hold down the fort on awesome boobie goodness. Hugh Hefner ain’t got shit on the Brits.