I am not 100% sure how to pronounce this chicks name. I guess during sex I just need to remember the safe word and not bother saying anything else. Anyway, she is topless (and bottomless) in the most recent issue of Nuts magazine and even though I have never seen/heard of her before, I am very pleased. She has a HUMUNGO rack and the rest of her looks pretty good as well. Now if she would stop staring at that photographer and finish tying me to the bed.

Sorry folks! Had to remove the pictures because of the man...

Last month I posted some pics from the Shauna Sand sex tape on here and the pics were incredible. It is almost like she hired a professional photographer/videographer to make the tape. I have not seen it yet but I am willing to bet that is the situation.I will see it eventually but I doubt I will go out and buy the whole thing. Enjoy!

UPDATE: Although I am a Vivid Affiliate partner and have the banners ALL OVER THIS site. For some reasons the lawyers don’t like the pics in a post. I guess its too much exposure for their brand. I’d hate to sell more god damn videos for them. Ugh. Maybe they’d like an invitation to GMAIL?

I have never heard of this chick before but that does not mean she is not hot and not worthy to be in Playboy, and now, on Fatback Media. The more porn I look at the more I like the idea of being shaved. I won’t shave myself but when a chick shows up in your bed and she doesn’t have a single hair on her except for her head, it is usually a good sign. So here is the hairless Arkasha Ames. What kind of name is that? Doesn’t matter, she is naked and that is all that matters.

I have never heard of this photographer before but he is about to become a lot more famous because he just shot these AWESOME pics of Pink topless. I love her nipple rings. I am glad she isn’t being all prude and saving the glory of her tits just for her douche bag motocross husband. The nipple rings are a definite bonus because that means she has nipple hard-ons all the time. The only downside to these pics is that they are in black and white so you can not enjoy the many shades of pink/red of her nipples. It is all good though. I will take what I can get.

Just last week I measured my penis to see how long it was when it was erect. I just busted out the ruler after looking at the pictures and it is official, my penis is an extra inch longer than it was a week ago. This chick is one of those chicks that comes along in Playboy every few months and reinstills my faith in the senile Hugh Hefner.

She seriously looks like an older Taylor Swift and I like Taylor Swift. I likey a lot. Enjoy these pics. Also, shaved is the expression. Yay!