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Alena Seredova is nude, Czech and has perfect, perfect eastern bloc breasts. During the cold war I spent sometime in Czechoslovakia for some hush-hush embassy infiltrations and pink gins. I can’t really talk about it. I can talk about Alena Seredova’s amazing rack though. But why ruin the moment with words?

I’m not sure what Dita von Teese is into, but I bet I would like it. She seems like she’d do her best to make you cry; which is okay because she’s naked 99% of the time. And really every now and again I need to just let it all out. I’m not dead inside, you know.

This is Katie Price aka Jordan aka Giant Tits McGee (not really) kicking it it Cairns, Australia. I originally posted these as Jordan in Cannes (France) because, you know the film festival is there and she’s such a big film star. HAHAHAHAHA. My stars. Anyway.

It’s ironic because Cairns and Cannes are pronounced the same. I know, right? Coincidence? I think not. Okay yeah it’s probably a coincidence, but it’s naked boobies just the same. I really like her new “smaller” tits. The scars look scary but I would still motorboat the hell out those things.

It’s almost summer, so what better way to celebrate than by looking at terrible scans of naked chicks at the beach? Yeah, you could just go out by the magazine, but that would take you away from your nice gamer chair that your mom got you last Christmas to go in your basement apt. Plus, you just got GTA 4 and you want to mack some Liberty City hoes. You stud.

This is Eva Mendes nude in Italian Vogue. I’m not much of an art critic so I can’t really tell you what’s going here but I’ll assume that photographer is going for a ’60s, North by Northwest slash Sophia Loren feel with a little S&M thrown in. I’ll also assume he wore a beret, had a pencil thin upturned mustache,  and smoked cigarettes through one of those long black filter things. More Eva Mendes nude, you art house dandy.

It’s rare to dig up some really good nudes of supermodels, so when our crack team of boobie hunters found these outback out-takes of Victoria secret supermodel Miranda Kerr, we were rightfully excited to throw another shrimp on the barbie and down a Fosters in celebration. G’day, tits!

This is Nikkala Stott a British naked chick posing for a shoot that I imagine is entitled, “American girls don’t get naked enough, Cheers! Remember when she was naked in Australian PEOPLE. Yeah even PEOPLE magazine in other countries is all nude all the time. Why did our country have to be settled by Puritans? What the fuck happened to Sodom and Gomorrah?

Back later on. I love you the most for being here today. Truly.

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Now that we’re down to the final 6 on American Idol and my country hottie Kristy Lee Cook is gone, I’ve been feeling nostalgic for the good old days. A time when American Idol contestants felt it was their God given right to bring scandal and nudity to a prime time family show. I miss Antonella Barba, my Jersey queen.

Keeley Hazell’s nude 2008 calendar will probably not be used by many to tell the date. I’m not even sure you can with this thing, anyway. It looks like they just said to hell with dates and days of the week, just throw 30 days up there in a vertical list and we’ll call it a day. But knowing when passover starts isn’t really the point of a nude calendar. There are two things I noticed in this photo shoot.

1. Keeley Hazell is really fucking pretty
2. Naked boobies

This may be one of the best nude calendar posts we’ve had. 2008 rules. Oh, I didn’t notice it at first, but these are watermarked by some other boobie filled website, so creds to them for posting these where we could get to them. More calendar girl, Keeley Hazell. What day is it?