NSFW – Fatback Media

This is Anna Friel who is a British chick who plays a girl named Chuck on Pushing Daisies; probably the most original show ever made for television. If you don’t watch it, don’t bother – you won’t get it. What you will get is that Anna Friel has a great rack and she’s British so that means she gets naked all time. I’d like to build a birdhouse in her soul.

Pushing Links:

• Kim Kardashian Nude in Playboy (Crave)
• Halloween hotties (FHM)
• Tracey Morgan is high (Crave Online)
• Tyra Banks has the monster mash in her crotch (IBBB)
• Devon Aoki dressed as an Asian whore, ’cause…well..(Bastardly)
• Petra Nemkova is a trampy Cleopatra (DS)

This is the perpetually nude Joanna Krupa in her new calendar which features her nude – of all things. Normally, I would rail against this type of thing because it’s just this sort of objectification of women that is perpetuating the cycle of anorexic young girls whoring it up to over-stimulated testosterone fueled meatheads in a society where the “bitch-slap” is in common parlance. But, you know, I really like her tits. Bitch.

Links, sugar.

• How to drive like an asshole. Or “How to be from Massachusetts” (Crave)
• How to score with chicks. (CO)
• Revenge is sweet. And cold. (College Humor)
• Britney got the clap…in her eye. Whore. (Yeeeah)
• Britney Spears is fucking lady, bitches. (Allie)
• Kat Von D’s vagina. Whoever the fuck that is. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Eva Mendes will be mine bitches. (Bastardly)
• Paris Hilton. Stupid Rich Whore Philanthropist. (IBBB)
• Laura Weston is smoking hot, mate. (FHM)
• J-LO-Hew gots some big ass tit-tays. (Notorious)

This is Tricia Helfer and her perfectly formed nipple at a film festival in Calgary (the poor man’s Toronto), which, if memory serves me correctly, is in Canada, near Mexico. My extensive research, which consisted of a Google search and downloading some sweet but unrelated .rar’s from Rapidshare, informed me that this is for the premier of a movie called Walk All Over Me starring Tricia Helfer and Leelee Sobieski, both of whom probably appear nude because it’s an independent film and they can tell their friends it’s art so they won’t feel slutty. ANYWAY. This is Tricia Helfer airing out a nipple in an excitingly fantastic way in the great town of Canada. Geography rules.

More Tricia Helfer in case you were wondering what she looks like naked. I often do that. I’m a thinker!

Links, ’cause you’re here anyway.

• People having sex while getting tattooes. Fucking LA, man. (Crave)
• Michael Vick smokes blunts (Bump Shack)
• Norwegian Chinese (Chiweegian?) hottie Natassia Malthe practically naked. (FHM)
• Wanna see a celebrity gossip site that has it’s shit together? (Dotspotter)
• Jesse from Marshall University is the cute college girl this week. MARSHALL! (CH)
• Maggie Grace still cute as ever. (Bastardly)
• Sienna Miller scraps with Kate Moss. The fur was flying. (Yeeeah)
• Sienna Miller wheelbarrowing Keira Knightly. Those brits! (Gone Hollywood)
• Jason from The Hills got engaged. I’m sorry…who did a what in the what? (IBBB)
• More from Dita Von Shutthefuckup. (Allie)
• Hillary Duff has a blended orgasm. I like mine whisked. (City rag)
• Lindsay Lohan is a rehab whore. And not the good kind. (Evil Beet)
• Victoria Beckham ill be a Pussycat doll. Snore. (GoT)
• Indiana Jones 4 Spoiler Alert! They all die before the Vietnam war. Losers. (SOMG)
• Hear the voice of Jesus as he chastises Paris Hilton in Montreal. (Drunken Stepfather)
• I thought the Family Guy Star Wars ep was funny. I guess I’m a fucking loser. (BWE)
• Jessica Simpson ins short shorts. Me likee. (Jordan)

Dude. Where the hell did summer go? It seems like just yesterday I was breaking out the white slacks, popping my collar and getting my 23 ft sloop out of dry dock to sail down to my parents house in Newport so I could discuss my new start-up with some buddies over beers and baked clams-beachside. No bigs. Now it’s already time to pull the kegs in from the beach, send the bitches home and get the beach house winterized, bro. The cool thing is that we didn’t have to bury anybody in the sand and have my dad take care of all that like last year. Score. Speaking of scores, here’s Marisa Miller half naked because I love summer and summer is for naked boobies.

Links if you made it this far:

• Cute College Girl O’ The Week: Heather from Monmouth. (College Humor)
• Lindsay Lohan’s dad visits her in rehab ( for a little slap and tickle?) (Yeeeah)
• Tyra Banks is fucking freeeeeak. (IBBB)
• Heather Grahm has a video, and well…she sure is pretty. (Evil Beet)
• Britney is opening the VMA’s, which apparantly still happen? (GoT)
• Hottest blogger online (Allie)
• Vanessa Hudgens nude! Well probably not, but a boy can dream. (Glitterati)
• Britney Poo. (Seriously OMG)
• Jessica Simpson’s nipples: still awesome. (DS)
• Davis Schwimmer is banging Thandie Newton. PIVOT! (Bastardly)
• Kate Walsh said some stuff..blah blah…I’m just looking at her rack. (ICYDK)
• Jenna Fischer separated from her husband. So leave us alone, we need sometime to heal. (BPBC)
• The Hilton’s have set the Paris pregancy project in motion (Bumpshack)