NSFW – Fatback Media

I’d like to talk you folks about nudity. I like it. You like it. You know who doesn’t like it? Google. And apparently every other ad company in the business doesn’t like it either. At least on this site. Ad companies are running away like boobies are the plague. Well, sir that is a disease I’d like to have. Figuratively, of course. Just the plague if it were boobies. But not on me, per se, just near me. Does that make sense? Does it even have to? I say no and good day. Enjoy the tits.

These are old school semi-pervy pics of Diora Baird and her 100% natural born 32 DD’s. Ever notice you can’t spell Google with DD’s? Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

• Katie Rees, Miss Nevada arrested for being a drunken whore. (Fatback Media)
• Eli Manning telling Tom Brady what a pussy he is (LG)
• Britney’s shit got stolen when she went to rehab (D-Listed)
• Pete Wentz will still cry at the end of the superbowl. (Yeeeah)
• Porn Star or pop star? Your guess is as good as mine. (LG)
• Guess the rack, before they had implants (LG)
• Brad Renfro is still dead. (Celebrity Satan)
• Cloverfield ate the box office. (Zed’s Dead)
• Real vigilantes dressing up like superheroes, except they mostly get their asses kicked. (Gutterbleed)
• Lindsay Lohan has a nice ass. (DS)
• Celebrate MLK day with the some old school Megan Fox. (Bastardly)
• Gosh, Pamela Anderson is hot. (Allie)
• Rihanna topless in FHM. OMG. (Jordan)
• Britney wants to dance her troubles away. (Holly Scoop)
• Nude photography requires a steady hand (College Humor)
• Sarah Jessica Parker’s dress exploded into fashion vomit. (Webster)

Ok. The day’s been pretty depressing, so here goes. I have no idea who Natalie Denning is, but she’s nude and British and that’s enough for me. I took a look at the Wikipedia to see if the truth sleuths over there had anything on her. Did they? You bet you sweet narrator’s licensing ass they did. To wit:

Natalie Denning is a British glamour model born in 1983, Worcester, England. Natalie first found fame in the British reality TV series Poor Little Rich Girls and has since gone on to pose topless in many of the major British lads mag’s including Nuts, ZOO, Loaded and Maximum.

In recent years Natalie has branched out into other types of modeling including presenting prizes on British Game shows such as The Price Is Right and Gameshow Marathon. (Source)

I would have printed more, but apparently the only thing this chick does is get naked, so the article was pretty short. Like your attention span, knuckle dragger. Here’s more of Natalie Denning and her friend doing what all girls do when left to their own devices. Right? Right?

• Allie is a hot wife who lets her husband bang other chicks on video. Definitely wife material. (Naughty Allie)
• Porn Star or pop star? Your guess is as good as mine. (LG)
• Mas Rebecca Loos desnuda (Phun)
• Guess the rack, before they had implants (LG)
• Brad Refro is still dead. (Celebrity Satan)
• Cloverfield ate the box office. (Zed’s Dead)
• Real vigilantes dressing up like superheroes, except they mostly get their asses kicked. (Gutterbleed)
• Lindsay Lohan has a nice ass. (DS)
• Celebrate MLK day with the some old school Megan Fox. (Bastardly)
• Gosh, Pamela Anderson is hot. (Allie)
• Rihanna topless in FHM. OMG. (Jordan)
• Britney wants to dance her troubles away. (Holly Scoop)
• Nude photography requires a steady hand (College Humor)
• Sarah Jessica Parker’s dress exploded into fashion vomit. (Webster)
• This chick gets naked and freaky in dressing rooms (NA)

 

Megan Fox continues to amaze me with her generosity and kindness – and also with her nipple that keeps poking out of her shirt. Most people have trouble in these situations. They see a hot chick with a button unbuttoned or a nipple hanging out and they get all awkward and try not to look at it to be polite. Well, girls don’t dress this way unless they want your full attention on the goods.That’s a true fact from a southern gentleman, folks. So instead of staring at the ceiling or my shoelaces when I see a a hot girl with too much rack hanging out I walk right up to her, look her right in the eyes, and introduce myself. Then I motorboat the shit out of her boobies. Problem solved. Chivalry lives!

More creamy goodness for the brethren and sistren.

• Kid PWNED by railing. Hilarious! (Crave)
• New punisher Movie may kick ass for real (Gutter Bleed)
• Jessica Alba flips the bird. Fatty. (Speed Monkey)
• Fetish Model Bianca Beauchamp (Crave)
• This week’s edition of ‘Whose Boobs?’ (LG)
• Tokyo Drift in a Jeep becomes Redneck Rollover. (Crave)
• Katie Holmes says that Tom Cruise is “straight…as something that is straight…or something. HELP!” (Yeeeah)
• Tony Parker eez aveen an afffaai *cough* RRRrrrr. (Deceiver)
• God Damn Kelly Clarkson (Allie)
• Ike Turner is dead. But Tina still has to the EAT THE CAKE. (DS)
• Nell McAndrew in a bikini, just ’cause. (Bastardly)
• Ever player in MLB is on steroids. RRRRAAAH! (Bumpshack)
• Tara Reid is busted up and torn like an old dollar bill. (Jordan)

Wow. Alert. Instead of news about Britney Spears and her relentless effort to get rid of her kids you get a hot British chick with her nipple showing. I’m bored with Britney and I like hot British chicks – especially those with their nipples out. And you know I’m serious because I used a hyphen. Semicolons are for pussies. Anyway, this is Sarah Harding and she’s British and she’s constantly drunk wearing sexy clothes. Heart = stolen. I have no idea what her job is but I think it involves blowing sexy kisses to me; which is actually quite noble.