This is Eva Mendes nude in Italian Vogue. I’m not much of an art critic so I can’t really tell you what’s going here but I’ll assume that photographer is going for a ’60s, North by Northwest slash Sophia Loren feel with a little S&M thrown in. I’ll also assume he wore a beret, had a pencil thin upturned mustache,  and smoked cigarettes through one of those long black filter things. More Eva Mendes nude, you art house dandy.

I love biker rallies. And that’s because biker rallies have biker rally chicks. Where else can you find completely hot slutty women willing to get naked and do incredibly nasty things with foreign objects for a group of filthy, greasy, toothless redneck biker motherfuckers? These are from a rally at a bar called the Suck, Bang, Blow. True story.

This is PEOPLE magazine. With a naked chick who has a perfectly formed rack. PEOPLE. Magazine. This happens to be the Australian version, which drives a deeper stake into American journalism whose puritanical readers would rather peruse articles about a country fried teenage pregnant whore than see some tits. Here’s what PEOPLE Magazine (USA version) has today.

“Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another,” says Schweitzer, adding, “While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger.” (source)

I fell asleep just thinking about clicking that link. Aussie PEOPLE has full frontal nudity. Because you know what? Naked people are PEOPLE too. Advantage: Nudity.

Links if you made it this far:

• Paris Hilton is banging this Buddhist monk actor from those movies. (Bastardly)
• Lindsay’s not pregnant, it’s the HPV swelling that makes her look fat (DS)
• Paris Hilton topless but less sexy than you’d probably imagine (Jordan)
• Sex and The City still ruining New York (Webster)
• Gnarls Barkley wans to give you seizures. (Celebrity Smack)
• Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. No shit. (Allie)
• Madison Healy is the Cute College girl this week. (CH)
• Lisa Marie Presley is pregnant…with a peanut butter n’ nanner sam’ich (yeeeah)

Hey y’all. We’ve got some big changes we’re going to be rolling out over the next few days. We’re launching a new site called Fatback Media that will be much more celebrity gossip focused and we’re changing some things around over here at Fatback and Collards. The reason for all this is that Fatback and Collards has become a dirty (sexy!) pariah to search engines and ad companies alike so we needed to create a safe-for-work (barely!) version for those readers that like to get their steaming hot, southern gossip on their desktops at work. Lennox Miller, our sexy head writer, will still write for both sites and continue her scandalous video gossip recaps from her bedroom every week, as well.

So what will happen to F&C? I’m glad you asked, dearest reader. We’re going to continue to bring the NSFW version of celebrity gossip, hi res pictures and foul mouthed commentary to your grubby little monitor screen 24/7 with no holds barred. It’s like a figure-4 to your brain. Basically, if your IT group banned Fatback and Collards, then read Fatback Media, then when you get home come see us here for the boobies.If you are one of our beloved link partners already or you’re a regular linker feel free to add www.FatbackMedia.com to your Blogroll. We already added you to our blogroll because we’re whores like that.

Now to celebrate journalistic freedom, here are some tits.

• More naked Adrianne Curry (Fatback and Collards)
• Amy Winehouse, banned in the USA!(Fatback Media)
• I’m not a lesbian, I’m a Chris…ian! (Dolly Mix )
• Man vs Girls Gone Wild! (College Humor)
• Keely Hazell next to statues made of dooky (Drunkenstepfather)
• Gwyneth Paltrow still dresses like shit (Bastardly)
• Halle Berry has a merkin for hair (Allie)
• Natasha Bedingfield in a bikini. (Jordan)
• Charlize Theron at Harvard with cross dressers (Gone Hollywood)
• Tyra banks shit herself (Yeeeah)

I’d like to talk you folks about nudity. I like it. You like it. You know who doesn’t like it? Google. And apparently every other ad company in the business doesn’t like it either. At least on this site. Ad companies are running away like boobies are the plague. Well, sir that is a disease I’d like to have. Figuratively, of course. Just the plague if it were boobies. But not on me, per se, just near me. Does that make sense? Does it even have to? I say no and good day. Enjoy the tits.

These are old school semi-pervy pics of Diora Baird and her 100% natural born 32 DD’s. Ever notice you can’t spell Google with DD’s? Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

• Katie Rees, Miss Nevada arrested for being a drunken whore. (Fatback Media)
• Eli Manning telling Tom Brady what a pussy he is (LG)
• Britney’s shit got stolen when she went to rehab (D-Listed)
• Pete Wentz will still cry at the end of the superbowl. (Yeeeah)
• Porn Star or pop star? Your guess is as good as mine. (LG)
• Guess the rack, before they had implants (LG)
• Brad Renfro is still dead. (Celebrity Satan)
• Cloverfield ate the box office. (Zed’s Dead)
• Real vigilantes dressing up like superheroes, except they mostly get their asses kicked. (Gutterbleed)
• Lindsay Lohan has a nice ass. (DS)
• Celebrate MLK day with the some old school Megan Fox. (Bastardly)
• Gosh, Pamela Anderson is hot. (Allie)
• Rihanna topless in FHM. OMG. (Jordan)
• Britney wants to dance her troubles away. (Holly Scoop)
• Nude photography requires a steady hand (College Humor)
• Sarah Jessica Parker’s dress exploded into fashion vomit. (Webster)