Nikkala Stott has loosed her sweater puppies on the world. And we couldn’t be happier. There’s nothing like a nice cozy sweater in the winter time, especially if there is a hot girl with her tits hanging all out of it. Hot cocoa anyone?

Nikkala Stott never fails to disappoint. She’s our favorite Page 3 C-Cup girl. And that’s saying a lot. You know we’re suckers for British chicks who like show their tits. So, pretty much all girls form the UK fall into out favorites list. Oi! God save the Queen.

This is Nikkala Stott a British naked chick posing for a shoot that I imagine is entitled, “American girls don’t get naked enough, Cheers! Remember when she was naked in Australian PEOPLE. Yeah even PEOPLE magazine in other countries is all nude all the time. Why did our country have to be settled by Puritans? What the fuck happened to Sodom and Gomorrah?

Back later on. I love you the most for being here today. Truly.

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This is PEOPLE magazine. With a naked chick who has a perfectly formed rack. PEOPLE. Magazine. This happens to be the Australian version, which drives a deeper stake into American journalism whose puritanical readers would rather peruse articles about a country fried teenage pregnant whore than see some tits. Here’s what PEOPLE Magazine (USA version) has today.

“Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another,” says Schweitzer, adding, “While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger.” (source)

I fell asleep just thinking about clicking that link. Aussie PEOPLE has full frontal nudity. Because you know what? Naked people are PEOPLE too. Advantage: Nudity.

Links if you made it this far:

• Paris Hilton is banging this Buddhist monk actor from those movies. (Bastardly)
• Lindsay’s not pregnant, it’s the HPV swelling that makes her look fat (DS)
• Paris Hilton topless but less sexy than you’d probably imagine (Jordan)
• Sex and The City still ruining New York (Webster)
• Gnarls Barkley wans to give you seizures. (Celebrity Smack)
• Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. No shit. (Allie)
• Madison Healy is the Cute College girl this week. (CH)
• Lisa Marie Presley is pregnant…with a peanut butter n’ nanner sam’ich (yeeeah)