If you can read this, then I applaud you’re access to the ether, because something is rotten in serverland. I’m trying to get it worked out…stay tuned.

UPDATE: Dateline – Kuala Lumpur: Not really. I just always wanted to say ‘dateline’. As you can see, we’re back up and running after the latest server fiasco. As it turns out, having a tech team comprised of sexy cocktail waitresses and former Hooters girls isn’t really the smartest decision in terms of IT infrastructure, but when they get drunk they flash their boobies. And if there is one thing all IT dept’s could use a little more of, it’s boobies. [Side note: Isn't it awesome how every office has that one hot girl who  will get drunk at an office outing and flash her boobies at the bar? It makes work a little more bearable knowing that you've seen a coworkers naked boobs a couple of times. Yeah, the coffee sucks but I've seen the admin's tits. Good times.]

Anyway, my sexy team teals me that we’reback up to 100%, so posting will commence as usual around here. I’ve been sleeping off a 5 day Miami snow drift, so I need to check the boards for some news. I bet there are nipslips to had by all… LINKS.

•  Pamela Anderson nip-slip for all you 80′ mofo’s (DS)
• Nicole Sherzinger is actually hot. Not like those other dudes on PCD. (Bastardly)
• Bob Barker is still alive? (Bumpshack)
• Christina Ricci is a naked whore. I LOVE naked whores. (Yeeeah)
• Paris Hilton is going to be a fat convict ho. Toss that salad girl. (Notorius)

Stayed tuned…