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Nick Lachey is apparently doing his best to forget Jessica Simpson by being seen with every hot girl on the planet. He was at the Kentucky Derby’s Barnstable Bash recently where he and Petra Nemcova hooked up. By the way that hat she is wearing is some kind of Grey Goose Original design that costs $1000.00. For a fucking hat. Made by alcoholics. Whatever.

Supermodel Petra Nemcova and [Nick Lachey] were spotting getting super cozy over the weekend at the Barnstable Brown Bash at the Kentucky Derby.

The duo arrived solo on the red carpet. Sources told “Extra” it was Petra who approached Nick at the party and was very hands on.(source)

Petra Nemcova is so hot that a fucking tsunami spared her life. That’s hotness of biblical proportions. In some countries you are automatically declared god for something like that. People just start worshiping you and bringing you offerings and sacrificing things. All in all, it sounds like a pretty good deal. It actually happened to me one time except instead of surviving a natural disaster I bought some underage girls some Bartles and James Wine Coolers and instead of worshiping me one of them gave me a fumbly handjob. But, to her credit, she barely cried at all.

Well it looks like Nick Lachey is getting cozy with CaCee Cobb again. The two were seen at a club in Las Vegas this week in a VIP lounge despite insistence that they are just friends.

Cameras captured Nick at the Las Vegas hotspot Pure with CaCee Cobb, the personal assistant and best friend of his soon-to-be ex, Jessica Simpson. Nick told the television show ‘EXTRA’ that the two are just friends.

This isn’t the first time the pair was rumored to be an item. Life & Style magazine reported back in February that the two were spotted together in a Los Angeles club. One onlooker told the mag that Nick “was kissing all over the side of her face and neck.”(source)

The Guilded Moose had this from a reader:

I was at Pure in Vegas… on Saturday night to try to get a peek at crazy Pam Anderson, who was guest Pussycat Doll-ing that evening… [W]e walked into the main dance area where dj am spins, and immediately noticed CaCee Cobb… standing center stage in the VIP area, so she could be admired by everyone in the room… Then, about 30 minutes later, Nick Lachey enters the VIP area and immediately gets chummy with CaCee, and that’s when I pull out my camera.

They looked close. Too close for just “friends”. Who the hell knows though. Hope you can use them. On a side note, later in the evening Dane Cook showed up and hung out in the same area. Isn’t he hooking up with Jessica now? What a tangled web they weave.(Full article here)(images)

So the two were seen together, ergo, according to the laws of pop culture, they are obviously sleeping together. I know this because I’m smart as a whip and I used the word ergo. I’m a scientist! Again, I have to hand it to Nick. He’s banging everything in sight. CaCee Cobb comes with a one-two punch, too. She’s hot and Jessica’s former friend. Nothing says I vengeance is mine like banging your ex-girlfriend’s best friend. Except maybe banging your ex-girlfriend’s little sister. Which I highly recommend.

According reports, Nick Lachey was getting hot and heavy with TV hottie Vanessa Minnillo on Monday at a New York bar. Nick, who has been linked with several Hollywood starlets lately seems to be making his rounds.

The two were in a flimsily curtained-off area at the W Union Square’s Underbar. “Nick’s a single guy,” is all a Lachey pal will say.

A source says Lachey, 32, and Minnillo, 25, were doing an R-rated bump-and-grind. “I saw tongues on skin,” says the source.

The next night, the pair dined with friends at Fiamma in SoHo then went on to hotel 60 Thompson, where they stayed until nearly 1:30 a.m. when they seen hopping into a cab with several pals.

The couple got close when Minnillo recently shot a part in Lachey’s upcoming video. (source)

Nick Lachey is giving Fez a run for his money. I have to say, that I am impressed. His star has all but faded away for singing so he has re-channeled his efforts into banging hot women while rubbing it in his bitchy ex’s face. Kinda like how I stopped being a science nerd after high school and became the white-hot attentive lover that I am today. I don’t mean to brag, but I use Axe body spray, ladies. Irresistible.

Vanessa Minnillo is ridiculously hot. She’s also from my home state of South Carolina. Well, actually she’s from the Philippines, but she lived in Charleston for while and even won the Miss South Carolina Pageant when she was a teenager. Hot, Asian, and a southern belle. Bless her heart. I KNOW! I’m pretty sure sure Nick Lachey will fuck this up somehow I call dibs for rebound.

Nick Lachey is making the rounds. He has been linked to Miss Kentucky Lizzie Arnold, CaCee Cobb, Kristin Cavalleri and most recently The West Wing’s Kristin Chenoweth.

Nick Lachey has gotten in another dig at ex wife Jessica Simpson. He’s traded in Kristin Cavalleri for a more mature, but just as beautiful Kristin Chenoweth. The pint sized hottie from the ‘West Wing’ and ‘Bewitched’ has reportedly captured Nick’s attention.

The 1999 Tony Award winner and Nick are reportedly seeing each other reports the National Enquirer.

Fresh off her FHM photo spread the blonde star looks fabulous for 37 and is five years older than Nick, and 18 years older than Kristin Cavallari. But the 4′11″ babe always references her religious upbringing (even in FHM) so she’s basically Jessica at 37.(source)

I never watch the West Wing, so I just thought she was that hot country chick from the Old Navy commercials. Kristin Chenoweth is obviously hot, and you know I’m a sucker for a southern accent, but I think she may be a little too pint sized for my sensibilities. Plus you know what they say about guys who like to date short chicks. Actually, do you know what they say?