It’s a rare day when Paris Hilton gets any time on this site so here’s the next best thing, except without the grumpy uterus. Not sure how much this even qualifies as anything, but far be it for me not to post NSFW material on a Tuesday. This is apparently Natalie Ried, who is the real and not the fake, Fake Paris Hilton. Confused. Me too. But there are naked pictures so, without further ado.

I prefer nudes myself (nakes have staples in them); they’re more artistic. I’m pretty artistic, myself. I have an eye for art. And I don’t need some citified art history degree from a fancy pants West Coast school to prove it either. I think the Spirogyro works I have framed in my cubicle speak for themselves. Warning images are NSFW. (images via phun.org, lead Jossip.com)