Luke Skywalker (actor Mark Hamill) says he envies the the actors who worked on the Star Wars prequels because they got to be near Natalie Portman. He even admitted that he finds Natalie more attractive than Carrie Fisher, who played Princess Leia.

He says: “Nothing against Carrie – because I had a great crush on her as well – but there’s just something about Natalie’s stilted dialogue. She’s gorgeous and one of the great beauties of the world.” (source)

Dude. Padme is your mom and Princess Leia is your sister. That’s like Galactic Taboo Porn. That would be all fucked up, except for the fact that Star Wars isn’t real and I thought Mark Hamill was gay? The real question is: who’s hotter- Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia back in the day or Natalie Portman as Queen Amidala? I’ll have to consult the Jedi council and my penis for this one.

Besides being the longest titled post I have ever written, this has all the makings of my favorite post ever. Or at least today. It has Scarlett Johannson, Natalie Portman and Christina Aguilera all in the same room. And there’s the possibility of a cat fight. So go ahead make the rrreeeow sound and make a scratchy claw motion with your hand. The Sun UK has this vernacular laden post. Try to say the whole thing your best east London accent. It’s fun!

I RECKON pop vixen CHRISTINA AGUILERA should record a cover of It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To.The singer had a face like thunder as she stormed out of her own 1920s-themed aftershow party at London’s Paper club on Thursday night.

And there was a good reason for the Dirrty looks. Aggy was far from pleased when Hollywood stars NATALIE PORTMAN and SCARLETT JOHANSSON stole the limelight at the bash after her sell-out Wembley gig.

The party-loving pair rocked up in the wee small hours and plonked themselves down beside her in the VIP area.
Furious Aggy gave them a killer stare and turned her back before bailing out soon after, leaving them to rule the dancefloor.

The gorgeous gatecrashers stayed until the bitter end then snuck out with jumpers over their heads to hide their bleary eyes from snappers like true party professions.

Looks like we’ve got new challengers in the Caners League . . .(source)

Wait what? All I got from that besides the haphazard ‘ctrl-B‘ usage was Scarlett and Natalie, Texas A&M and a turtle. What the fuck is a caner?

Here are a couple of pics from the Wembly show with some extras thrown in.

If the recent rumors and one slip-up by a cast member are true then Natalie Portman will be starring as Indiana Jones’ daughter in the upcoming fourth installment of the film series. I for one am pretty excited for this next film.

Natalie Portman is being lined up to play Indiana Jones’ daughter in the fourth and final movie adventure to star Harrison Ford as the daredevil archaeologist.
The Perfect Storm star Karen Allen, who is expected to reprise her Marion Ravenwood role in the upcoming Indiana Jones movie, let the news slip about Star Wars heroine Portman at a question-and-answer session in New York on Friday.

Allen spoke to Indiana Jones fans after a screening of Raiders of the Lost Ark, and, although she was coy about her own part in the fourth film, she revealed Portman’s name is being mentioned.

She told fans, “I just heard Natalie Portman was cast as Indy’s daughter.” (source)

I am a huge fan of the Indiana Jones movies and I’m glad to see that the Lucas/Spielberg synergy will continue with this film by casting Lucas alum Natalie Portman to star along side Ford, Connery and Karen Allen. Karen Allen was amazing as the gravelly, hard drinking Marion in Raiders, but I think that’s mostly because she was gravelly and hard drinking in real life. Natalie Portman has shown fine range in her career (excluding Star wars) and I think she’ll make a fine addition to the cast. Assuming of course, that Indiana Jones’ daughter is a stripper in Marakesh. So yeah. Anyway. The real reason for this post is after the NSFW jump. May the force be with you. And boobies.