Actor Owen Wilson reportedly attempted suicide Sunday afternoon and was rushed to a hospital near his California home.

“A person was transported to a local hospital where they are being treated,” the release stated. “Due to HIPAA medical privacy laws, no further information is being released.”

But Star magazine and the National Enquirer jointly reported last night that Wilson, the star of popular comedies including “Wedding Crashers” and “You, Me and Dupree” had slit his left wrist and taken unidentified pills in an attempt to kill himself. (source)

This is why actors suck. Besides the fact that can’t get anything right, they always feel like they get say things like ‘I have problems too’, or ‘what about my feelings?’. Well, you don’t get to say that asshole. You get paid to act and you get everything you want and bang every hot girl that comes along. Now STFU and dance for your supper, monkey. Tara Conner because even though she is a quitter, she never gave up.

Uh, what? This bitch talked for thirty seconds and I have no idea what the fuck she just said. Caitlin Upton better be glad she’s hot. She’ll find that will help her when she’s ends up stripping in Vegas.

Katie Rees, the former Miss Nevada who was tossed out when scandalous photos of her flashing her rack and kissing another girl at a bar appeared on the web earlier this year, is in the news again for partying – this time a little too hardy.

[Katie] was recently rushed to Las Vegas’ Spring Valley Hospital when friends feared she may have overdosed on drugs. Emergency room doctors ruled out an overdose but discovered she’s had far too much to drink. “She’d been out partying with a bunch of pals at a nightclub and was really wasted, totally out of it,� said an insider.  (source)

This reminds me of a story that I told a girl I was dating one time. She was a prisspot high maintenance bitch and she always wondered why her younger sister got more attention from guys when it was quite obvious to her that she  (my bitch GF) was the prettier one and not her sister.

I said,

“Putting aside the narcissistic vitriol and murderous envy you have for your sister (and that’s fucked up BTW),  it’s like this: You think you’re a princess and you dress and act like a high maintenance bitch whose ass is so tight you couldn’t shit a BB pellet. Your sister is tan, has a hot rack and is not afraid to show it off. Also, she’s a slut. Guys love sluts. We do. It’s biological. Easy kill wins every time. Would I rather spend all night buying a chick $15 apple-tinis (with a splash of grenadine and two limes, please) while she tells me about her $400 purses and all the doctors that want to date her, just to go home with blue balls, or bang the red head chick with  the big titties who drives a fork lift and has a tattoo of a dragon on her ass?”

QED. Katie Rees is my fucking hero.