NSFW – Fatback Media

So, I got some flack from a friend of mine the other day about these “better than…” link posts. Something along the lines of losing your journalistic integrity and selling out like a cheap whore. It really hit home. I told her that I don’t get paid to link to other sites and I only link to sites that I like and articles that I actually read. Plus I am a cheap whore who is trying to buy love through traffic from other sites because my mommy never held me and my daddy was an abusive alcoholic. Satisfied, god damn it? It makes me needy. Needy for safe internet love. Have you seen my MySpace? I’m practically the king.

Mischa Barton disappears from promo posters for The O.C. Coincidence? Or do they just fucking hate her like everyone else? (I’m not obsessed)

Sophia Bush Mega Post from the Teen Choice Awards. Sophia has been under my radar till now since I refuse to watch WB shows because the network sucks. She is so pretty that it’s an abomination. She makes angels weep with envy. (Guilty Obsession)

Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong shave each other’s chests and frolic. Hot man love ensues! Or jogging. Whatever. (Gossip or Truth)

Whorish actresses and models in photo shoots trying to look natural but ending up looking whorishly stupid. Except for Elisha Cuthbert. (NSFW) (Drunken Stepfather)

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo hit the pool while visions of a girl that doesn’t have noassitol dance in his head.(The Bastardly)

Jesus H. Macy would like to kick Lindsay Lohan’s ass. The bring her bruised shit home for a three way with Felicity. (Yeeeah!)

Invincible is an inspiring story about love, life and giving it all you got- if you’re a Disney exec. Otherwise it’s just eh. (Pajiba)

Summer is flyin’ by, don’t miss anything while you’re changing into your speedos.

-JJ Abrams just signed eleventy bazillion dollar deals with Paramount Pictures and Warner Bros. TV. The only thing that better come out of his office better have Sydney Bristow or Captain James T. Fucking Kirk. (ICYDK)

-The Bastardly lady of the day is Andrea. She’s Czech. 100% woman with curves that could start a war. She’s way to much for you to handle so she’s mine. I’ll probably die. (The Bastardly)

-Christina Aguilera didn’t wear a bra and went out in public. I applaud her for her individuality, self-determination, moxy and large perky boobies. (Yeeeah)

-The cast of The Office just reported back to work in order to make your fall season less suicidal. GMMR has the inside scoop and some pics of the cast that don’t involve bikinis. That’s for you ladies! (GMMR)

-Mischa Barton and her strikingly wierd nipple-slip. (the nipple not the slip) (Bricks and Stones)

-The Miss Universe contestants are trying to make the best of the current world situation. Miss Israel and Miss Lebanon are great friends and so are Miss Turkey and Miss Greece. Unfortunately, Miss Australia called Miss New Zealand a “bloody kiwi whore” and they got into a fist fight and were disqualified. Not really. Peace rulez! (TMZ.com)

-Pam Anderson and Kid Rock are getting married and Kid Rock is getting hepatitis. (Tabloid Whore)

(ed. note: You G’ville SC mullafuckas better get ready ’cause I’ll be there Wed. night)

I’m recovering from a much needed weekend of of debauchery so check out these top stories while I work out my alibi.

Brandon Davis is a fat, spoiled bastard and I would like to kick him in the scrotum. Oh, and he checked into rehab this week. For being a fat spoiled dumbass. (TMZ)

Katherine Heigl is engaged to Josh Kelly, a big goofy musician. And the curse continues… (GMMR)

Adam Brody of “The OC” is high which is my perfect chance to steal his cute little girlfriend Rachel Bilson. (I’m not obsessed)

Speaking of The OC and washed up has beens, Mischa Barton was at the Triggerstreet.com launch party looking pretty effing hot for a change. (Bricks and Stones)

Britney Spears, pregnant and in a bikini. CLICK THIS LINK AT YOUR OWN PERIL. If you’ll excuse me I have to gouge my eyes out with hot pokers now. (ICYDK) (ps. I love the new site Jocelyn!)

Joss Stone in a bikini. For the man who loves a woman to feel like a man. (Subvert Society)

At last, but certainly not least, The Bastardly Girls of the World Cup, Volume II. Meu Deus! (The Bastardly)

Rebecca Romijn is feeling the pull of motherhood. Mmmm. Mommy Hot. (Glitterati)

I wasn’t the only one in NYC at the Upfronts doing coke off of a primetime starlet’s ass. My homie KS was there in full force with all the sightings, interviews and premium blo. (GMMR)

The top news story that I don’t care about today is: Micscha Barton’s character Marissa Cooper was killed off the OC last night. When that show has an episode entitled, “Julie Cooper, and Kirstin Cohen have hot naked lesbian sex using common household implements” I will start watching that show again. (The Bastardly)

Denise Richards is crazy. But she is still a MILF. So I guess she’s a CrMILF. (Bricks and Stones)

Gwyneth Paltrow is still a weirdo. (Starpower.tv)

Janice Dickenson, the original coke whore super model had something to say about Britney or something. Who fucking cares. Just go here and see some boobies. (Subvert Society)

Brett Ratner, insufferable bastard and non-pirate, is obsessed with Lindsay Lohan. (Yeeeah)