NSFW - Fatback Media » Miley Cyrus http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw Mon, 25 Jul 2011 20:18:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.5 Miley Cyrus is Dangerous http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/2008/02/12/miley-cyrus-is-dangerous/ http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/2008/02/12/miley-cyrus-is-dangerous/#comments Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:51:26 +0000 Fatback http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/2008/02/12/miley-cyrus-is-dangerous/ Fuck the law. I’m jailbait bitch.

Miley Cyrus is 15, so besides putting a lot of people on the fast road to eternal damnation, she also doesn’t give a shit about being a role model for other teen girls.

Many parents would agree that 15-year-old superstar Hannah Montana, a.k.a. Miley Cyrus, is a good role model for kids. But a gaffe in her Disney blockbuster 3-D movie, “Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour” might challenge that opinion.

Why? One scene in the movie shows Miley and her dad, country music star Billy Ray Cyrus, riding in the back seat of a Range Rover on the way to rehearsal for the concert tour. Neither was wearing a seat belt. (source)

Um, wait. What? That’s it? She didn’t wear her seatbelt? God damn. I expected to hear that she was doing taboo DP porn with her dad and a Disney stage hand in the back seat of a Range Rover not cruisin’ with no seatbelt. Color me disappointed. There really are no  good teen whores anymore. Here’s Miley Cyrus super drunk and about to go down on a limo driver. [ed. note: narrator's license!]

Wheee. I’m sober. You perv.Wanna get busy… praying to the Lord?I’d like to blow you…a kiss!

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