Kristen Bell was shafted by Carrie Underwood as PETA’s World’s Sexiest Vegetarian this year. I mean Carrie Underwood is hot but this is Veronica Mars, folks. Yes, I’ve just typecast her. When she was in Pulse, I was like Veronica would not act that way. When I watch her in her apartment at night I say to myself, man that Veronica Mars sure does eat a lot of celery. Although, she does have something black in the crisper that she should take a look at. Anyway. This is Kristen Bell Bell at the premier of Sicko totally not wearing the dress I laid out for her – but looking hot all the same. And yes these are a few days old. But I like my gossip stale. It makes better breadcrumbs.

Here are some more links of much fresher pop culture news from all my heroes.

• Â Mika Brzezinski rips Paris on MSNBC. PS. I LOVE HER. (Technorati/youtube).
• Tomb Raider Models unite to destroy your masculinity. (FHM)
• Lindsay Lohan was drunk and high when she crashed her car. Well..yeah. (Yeeeah)
• Lilly Allen expounds on the ills of Linsday Lohan as only she can. (Allie) (New address! Bookmark it.)
• Ashley Banks got hotter than a Bel Air summer. (Evil Beet)
• Angelina in new “Crown” movie with James Bond Remington Steel Peirce Brosnon (GoT)
• Daily link dump Awesomeness from Attu. He’s Dutch! (attu)
• Britney bra, panties, naked action. (Jordan)
• K-Fed won’t sign the divorce papers. Just put an X, dude. (SeriouslyOMG)
• LeeLee Sobieski has big tits and a bowtie. WTF? (DS)
• Giselle bikini photoshoot. (Bastardly)
• Hayden Panetierre painted and bikini’d. (Ninja Dude)
• Mary Kate Olsen gets gladitorial (Bricks and Stones)
• Mel B might be a whore. Spicy. (SplashNews)
• The Spice Girls are getting back together even though no one can really remember asking them to do it. (INO)
• What’s better than one topless girl in short shorts? Well two topless girls, duh. (CH)
• Britney won’t sing, because, well… she can’t. (Tasteful)
• Katharine McPhee saves Ellis Island because she is a dirty immigrant. (Celebrity Hubris)
• Wikipedia can see the future! Chris Benoit’s wife reported dead 13 hours before the cops knew. (DJM)
• Mariah Carey in Paris with her giant rack. Merci! (Gabsmash)
• Britney buys groceiries like a stripper a 3 am. But not as classy. (IBBB)