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So this is the new Bionic Woman, Michelle Ryan. The series, which is set to debut this fall, is a remake of the original Bionic Woman of the 70’s that starred Lindsay Wagner (the chick from the sleep number commercials). Here’s what NBC has to say:

Struggling as a bartender and surrogate mom to her teen-aged sister, Jaime Sommers [Ryan] didn’t think life could get much harder. But when a devastating car accident leaves her at death’s door, Jaime’s only hope of survival is through a cutting-edge, top-secret technology that comes at a hefty price. (Source)

NBC call this a reimagination of the original, which means instead of a tennis pro, the bionic woman is a slutty shit talking bartender with big tits and an iPod with a handi-capped sister. Huge improvement over the original if you ask me. Plus Michelle Ryan is smokin’ hot. I took a look at the videos and the show looks like a cross between Alias, Heroes and La Femme Nikita except with a fat rack. Nothing says hero like big breastasizz. Here’smore of my hero the bionic woman and her bionically awesome boobies. PS. One of those is NSFW! Duhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh.