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I’m in Boston enjoying the sweet spring weather that New England has to offer and so I can see the Boston Marathon. The temp is a balmy 38 degrees with periods of sleet and freezing rain and I have to say, if you’re anywhere else on the earth then I fucking hate you right now. I’m this close to being drunk, and I can’t wait to tackle the dude who wins this thing. (Why would anyone run 26 miles when you can drive and get there like 2 hours quicker?). So, the bottom line is a link post, from my PDA. And from my PDA this chick looks hot. Her name is Nadia Bjorlin and besides having doe (in the headlights) eyes and a huge rack she can be seen in such roles as “pretty girl #1 in “Jake in Progress” or Cloe on “Days of our Lives”.  I never watch soap operas because the story lines are too close for comfort. That whole John Black/ Roman Brady thing, was like a page right out of my life. I’m not who you think I am ladies. LINKS!

• Michelle Monaghan. I’d like to Kiss Kiss Bang Bang…oh whatever. (Bastardly)
• Joe Francis is gonna do some anal. And not the good kind. (IDLYITW)
• Pam Anderson’s boobs are so real. So supple. (ICYDK)
• Jessica Biel like the ladies. Me too! We’re destined to be together. (DS)
• Slow Burn is really slow, but they eventually get around to showing Jolene Blalock’s boobies. Is she black? White? Vulcan? (Pajiba)
• The Tudors on Showtime is the new Skinemax. Skinudors. (D-Listed)
• Alessandra Ambrosio rectifies the imbalance in the space time continuum. (Hollywood tuna)
• Kristanna Loken and I should fight for who can be the dirtiest. (Glitterati)

How the hell did I let Christmas sneak up on me like this? I need to get out do some shopping for all the supermodels in my life. Here are some sexy Monday links to get you in the mood for some internet shopping on-the-job. You’re such a little sneaker.

• Maria Menounos zips her way into the Spike TV Video Game Awards (Bastardly)
• Kristin Cavallari signs autographs at Kohl’s. Huh? (Bricks and Stones)
• Christmas boobies! (College Humor)
• Brad and Angelina have a House Party Frank LLoyd Wright style, yo! (Yeeeah)
• Jesus has the best links ever. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Prince is going to play the Superbowl Halftime show. (Glitterati)
• Tyra Banks avoids the nip slip. (Subvert Society)
• Kristin Bell wants you to save the boobies. (Celebutaint)

Here are a few older images of Michell Monaghan at the Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Premier.