R.L. White, Atlanta’s NCAAP Chapter President, says that Michael Vick was sold out and that he should be able to return to the NFL once his sentence is over. Yahoo says:

“As a society, we should aid in his rehabilitation and welcome a new Michael Vick back into the community without a permanent loss of his career in football,” said R.L. White, president of the group’s Atlanta chapter. “We further ask the NFL, Falcons, and the sponsors not to permanently ban Mr. Vick from his ability to bring hours of enjoyment to fans all over this country.” White said the Falcons quarterback made a mistake and should be allowed to prove he has learned from that mistake.

Yeah, totally. This was clearly a mistake. I can’t even count the times I’ve been drunk at a bar and ended up illegally transporting pit bulls over state lines so I could make them fight before I tortured them. Your honor, you should have seen the way those dogs were looking at me. Those little sluts were asking for it.

Note: The leader of the NAACP’s last name is “White”? Man, I bet he hates that.

Super manly hero to young and old and quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons, Michael Vick was in court today working out a plea to charges surrounding dog fighting and animal cruelty thus proving that he is neither a hero nor manly. The plea could land him year in prison where hopefully incarcerated Cleveland Browns fans will gang rape him until his anus forms an infected fistula into his skull. Here’s what his attorney had to say:

“After consulting with his family over the weekend, Michael Vick asked that I announce today that he has reached an agreement with federal prosecutors regarding the charges pending against him. Mr. Vick has agreed to enter a plea of guilty to those charges and to accept full responsibility for his actions and the mistakes he has made. Michael wishes to apologize again to everyone who has been hurt by this matter.” (source)

I won’t even restate the cruel and cowardly shit Vick and his band of assholes did to those dogs but lets just say I don’t think a year in prison covers it. Some say he’ll be banned from the NFL, some say why would he, if he’s paid his debt to society? Well, because shit like this can’t be repaid. Societies are built on an ever evolving code of mores and expected behavior – and we evolved out that shit a long time ago.

I’m not very religious but I do think that there is symmetry in giving someone a taste of their own medicine. So instead of a year in prison, I think a fitting punishment would be Mike Vick vs. 27 blood thirsty pit bulls ,Thunderdome style. I wouldn’t lose any sleep over it. Besides, he’s not on my fantasy football roster anyway. Sexy ladies because being mean to dogs is shitty.

Update: Skippystalin says they might indict Vick on the RICO charges.  Like Miami Vice!

Yeah, I’ll say it. Who. Gives. A. Fuck.

There. Now the rest of the world can thumb their noses at little ol’ Valkyrie, a girl who doesn’t give two shits about the Becks bending whatever it is he bends, or some dumbass NFL player who was dumb enough to get caught in a dog fighting racket. Nope, and I don’t care about the welfare of these dogs. Why? Because I don’t. I’m betting about a few million other people don’t either.

Oh, there will be a ton of pissed off PETA bitches whining about the poor, loyal pit bulls and other doggies who got bit the fuck up and killed.

Yeah, well, fuck ‘em.

I have an idea that will solve my give-a-fuckedness. Take the Bex, Vick, and four or five fighting pit bulls, put them all in a large enclosure with an electric fence and a closed circuit camera. Sell video.

Now that’s something I would love to cover. So why do I have pictures of hot naked biker chicks? Well, because that’s way hotter than dead doggies, sugar! PS. Sorry about the pic of your mom. Slut!