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Megan Fox continues to amaze me with her generosity and kindness – and also with her nipple that keeps poking out of her shirt. Most people have trouble in these situations. They see a hot chick with a button unbuttoned or a nipple hanging out and they get all awkward and try not to look at it to be polite. Well, girls don’t dress this way unless they want your full attention on the goods.That’s a true fact from a southern gentleman, folks. So instead of staring at the ceiling or my shoelaces when I see a a hot girl with too much rack hanging out I walk right up to her, look her right in the eyes, and introduce myself. Then I motorboat the shit out of her boobies. Problem solved. Chivalry lives!

More creamy goodness for the brethren and sistren.

• Kid PWNED by railing. Hilarious! (Crave)
• New punisher Movie may kick ass for real (Gutter Bleed)
• Jessica Alba flips the bird. Fatty. (Speed Monkey)
• Fetish Model Bianca Beauchamp (Crave)
• This week’s edition of ‘Whose Boobs?’ (LG)
• Tokyo Drift in a Jeep becomes Redneck Rollover. (Crave)
• Katie Holmes says that Tom Cruise is “straight…as something that is straight…or something. HELP!” (Yeeeah)
• Tony Parker eez aveen an afffaai *cough* RRRrrrr. (Deceiver)
• God Damn Kelly Clarkson (Allie)
• Ike Turner is dead. But Tina still has to the EAT THE CAKE. (DS)
• Nell McAndrew in a bikini, just ’cause. (Bastardly)
• Ever player in MLB is on steroids. RRRRAAAH! (Bumpshack)
• Tara Reid is busted up and torn like an old dollar bill. (Jordan)

Megan Fox is all wet and she’s holding hands with Gillian Anderson. Right now, all over the planet, dudes are ruining their Comic Con T-Shirts. However, this is just a scene from the movie How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, which is currently in production. The movie stars Simon Pegg (from the amazing Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz), so by all rights this will be an hilarious movie. That said, it can’t hurt your odds to have Megan Fox and Gillian Anderson hold hands. What can hurt are your thoughtless words. Sometimes these foolish game can cut like a knife, you know? Hold me.

Megan Fox, smoking hot southern actress, wants to make it clear that she is not Lindsay Lohan. The two young starlets starred together in the Epic Smash Hit Herbie:Fully Loaded. Megan says that although they worked together they neither hung out or were friends.

Megan, 21, said: “Oh my God! People think we’re alike?! Ugh! Oh my gosh! Lindsay and I were never friends when we starred together. I mean, we were two 16-year-old girls, it’s rare for them to get along, and we didn’t.” (source)

Some of you may not have seen the movie Herbie: Fully Loaded because I think it went to video like it had Mario Van Peebles in it.I don’t even think they play it on Nickleodeon. Partly because Lindsay is quickly becoming persona non grata with the Hollywood set and partly because it sucked – even for little kids. And kids are known to be really stupid. True story. Ask a random kid in the park why the Balkans fell apart after the Industrial Revolution. Guaranteed – you get tears. Idiots. Here’s Megan Fox, all grow’d up for the pervs.

Megan Fox is hot on an astronomical level. Like Mega Joule hot. Like, you’d need the Stefan-Boltzmann constant to do the math. So how did her Transformers co-star Shia LaBeouf reply when he was asked if he was attracted to the engaged startlet when they worked together on set? God damn right.

“Dude, I’m into her, what do you want?” LaBeouf straightforwardly says. “It’s no conjuring. I’m into Megan. What do you want me to say?” he tells the Los Angeles Daily News.

“That’s just the way it was when we were filming. Immense attraction, on my part, for real.”

But she’s engaged to Brian Austin Green (”Beverly Hills, 90210″). So this couldn’t have been easy work for her, right?

“No, I didn’t have to work,” Fox says, laughing about a natural attraction to her co-star. “It was there.” Perhaps her fiance is the understanding type. (source)

So Megan Fox is beautiful, likes dirty sex, tattoos and she has the all loyalty of a cat in heat? You’ll forgive my departure, I trust, my penis just exploded.

Nerdy scientific note: When I refer to Megan being MJ hot, I am not referring to mechanical heat, but sexy hotness; although the analogy still stands either way. Work with me people. Put the Ti-89 away and click the pictures.