NSFW – Fatback Media

Slow day in the NSFW world. I someday hope to wake up to a world where celebrities are taking off their clothes at any chance they get and watching little pervs like me plaster those pics all over the internet but that is not a world we live in at the moment. At least not quite that good. Here is Megan Fox dripping wet and topless. She has little things over her nipples because this was shot back in the days when she was innocent. I hope you enjoy as much as I do. Cause I do a lot.

Well, this is as close as you’ll ever get to seeing Megan Fox nude. These are from the upcoming Horror flick Jennifer’s Body starring Megan and Amanda Seyfried. GOD DAMN NIPPLE TAPE!

Jennifer’s Body (2009) A newly possessed cheerleader turns into a killer who specializes in offing her male classmates. Can her best friend put an end to the horror? (IMDB)

Horror movies have flat out sucked the last ten years mostly because of video games and Japanese remakes. I sincerely hope that this movie is a Rated R slasher flick with lots of blood and even more T&A.

The rumor mill today was grinding out break-up news with plenty of detail about Megan Fox and fiance David Silver Brian Austin Green. Some eavesdroppers eating lunch at the Daily Grill in close proximity to Brian Austin Green reported quite a story. Supposedly Brian (Brian Austin? What are you supposed to address this guy as?) was freaking out on the phone with a friend for over an hour about how controlling Megan is. The source reports:

“The entire relationship was based on her terms, beginning with a ‘white board,’ upon which the pair would document the amount of time allotted to their relationship, family, and work. Green strove to maintain a fifty percent balance between time spent each other, and time spent apart. Fox, however, would sneak behind his back and erase planned dates with Green in order to have more time away from him. In fact, she would regularly cancel plans at the last moment, often by text.”

Okay, assuming this total hearsay is true, the white board idea is seriously retarded on Megan’s part. Plus, cancelling dates with her fiance via text is totally inconsiderate. But let’s be real here: Brian Austin Green hasn’t been famous since maybe 1995; Megan Fox is smokin’ hot and currently stars in blockbuster movies. He needs to stop complaining, let her erase those dates, and have people continue to ponder what she sees in him.

Megan Fox says she can’t get enough sex and that more women need to be open about what they want in the bedroom. Here, here.

She said: “I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad. I haven’t met a lot of men who have said, ‘You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are.’ “

Megan, 21, has also confessed it doesn’t take much to get her in the mood for sex, because her raging hormones leave her in a permanent state of arousal.

She added: “I’m young and have a lot of hormones – I’m always in the mood! But I like sex with one person when I’m in a relationship. Sex with random people who I’ve met at clubs is not really my thing.” (source)

Holyfuckingshit. Megan Fox is the one of the hottest girls on the planet and she has raging hormones and can’t get enough sex. I think my penis just died a little. When people have sexual fantasies about smoking hot people, the people they bang in those fantasies dream about having sex with Megan Fox. I’m pretty sure God made her so Jesus could masturbate. Also, Brian Austin Green is the Antichrist.